The Grand Imperial Republic of Aarman is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Shane with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 8.414 billion Aarmaneans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shandria. The average income tax rate is 86.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Aarmanian economy, worth 817 trillion aureuses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,188 aureuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, cyclists spend more time unlocking their bicycles than they do cycling, lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed, and Air Aarman is rumored to receive more government funding than the Aarmanian Air Force. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aarman's national animal is the sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aarman is ranked 298,525^th in the world and 83^rd in The Union of Democratic States for Fattest Citizens, with 4.78 Obesity Rate.