|Capital||The Glorious Station|
|Leader||Kade Weston Vasentius|
|Animal||Swimming MLG Noscoper|
The Server-Fighting Sysadmin of The Glorious Hypetrain is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Kade Weston Vasentius with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.323 billion Glorious Station Attendants are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Glorious Station. The average income tax rate is 75.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Glorious Station Attendant economy, worth a remarkable 1,025 trillion Dollarydoos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 140,044 Dollarydoos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing, being Kade Weston Vasentius has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, and the television adaptation of Jennifer Government is the most popular program in the nation. Crime is totally unknown. The Glorious Hypetrain's national animal is the Swimming MLG Noscoper, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Glorious Hypetrain resigned from the World Assembly.
- : The Glorious Hypetrain voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Roavin".
- : The Glorious Hypetrain was endorsed by The Control Group of The Southeast Earth.
- : The Glorious Hypetrain was endorsed by The Federation of Zemona.
- : The Glorious Hypetrain was endorsed by The United Kingdom of Zion Imperium.
- : The Glorious Hypetrain endorsed The Republic of Snopes.
- : The Glorious Hypetrain was endorsed by The Democratic States of Neo-Arctica.
- : The Glorious Hypetrain's influence in The Union of Democratic States rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : The Glorious Hypetrain was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Fortuna Union.
- : The Glorious Hypetrain was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Left-wing Utopia".