|Capital||The Glorious Station|
|Leader||Kade Weston Vasentius|
|Animal||Swimming MLG Noscoper|
The Server-Fighting Sysadmin of The Glorious Hypetrain is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kade Weston Vasentius with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.476 billion Glorious Station Attendants are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Glorious Station. The average income tax rate is 80.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Glorious Station Attendant economy, worth a remarkable 1,495 trillion Dollarydoos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,721 Dollarydoos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high, the true length of the coastline of The Glorious Hypetrain may never be measured, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, and the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem". Crime is totally unknown. The Glorious Hypetrain's national animal is the Swimming MLG Noscoper, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Glorious Hypetrain voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds".
- : The Glorious Hypetrain was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Volkija.
- : The Glorious Hypetrain was endorsed by The Federation of Karang.
- : The Glorious Hypetrain endorsed The Federation of Vryheidmensen.
- : The Glorious Hypetrain endorsed The Commonwealth of Fina Cria.
- : The Glorious Hypetrain approved the World Assembly proposal "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds".
- : The Glorious Hypetrain was endorsed by The Federation of Vryheidmensen.
- : The Glorious Hypetrain was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Fina Cria.
- : The Glorious Hypetrain voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protections During Territorial Transitions".
- : The Glorious Hypetrain was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
Endorsements Received: 80 » Kantobliv, Vastronia, Blurabling, Naasiat Nuna, Libate, Spoela, British Isles and Commonwealth Realms, Druing, Erycina, The Southeast Earth, We The People Gouvernor, Phoenix Coalition, Stateazar, Prorescia, Ethoralia, The Republic of Ataturkey, Alpinumtia, Cunnickia, Stewbone, Kongers, Asdersland, Fusco, Far Mit Badi Buron, Bagong Timog Mindanao, Kim Hyun, Tank Republicans, East Langlea, Arkapothosis, Night parrots, Multonia, Vaushite Commune, Chalondra, Esimpala, Gamer union, Riogrande, Ethyra, Dusendord, Jdjdjd, Belezar, The Flander Republic, South Kreglia, Anjamdishinerialand, New Libtopia, Khevo, Crescere, Crycleir, New Varchi, Gaudenia, Republic of freenations, Canzik, and 30 others.Grand-Turinia, Hamma, Corvus splendens, Atlantic Isles, Snopes, Hambourg, Lin-Manuel Mirandania, Terra Splendoris, I Zinzia, East Tang, Brittalia, Jeavishirs, Orlandya, Laros, Nordic Lakeland, Gorgun, Lundia Nokor, LPA, South Anatola, Charles Albright, Gen Islanchimperguee, Wonta, Bonafide, Malocia, Western Isles Of Denmark, New Free America, Fina Cria, Vryheidmensen, Karang, and Volkija.