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Most Influential: 1,765thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,794thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,822nd
The Server-Fighting Sysadmin of
Left-wing Utopia
All Hail The Sentient Cloud
Kade Weston Vasentius
Influence
Duckspeaker
WA Delegate / WAD
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Glorious Hypetrain

Population10.476 billion

CapitalThe Glorious Station
LeaderKade Weston Vasentius

CurrencyDollarydoo
AnimalSwimming MLG Noscoper

The Server-Fighting Sysadmin of The Glorious Hypetrain is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kade Weston Vasentius with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.476 billion Glorious Station Attendants are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Glorious Station. The average income tax rate is 80.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Glorious Station Attendant economy, worth a remarkable 1,495 trillion Dollarydoos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,721 Dollarydoos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high, the true length of the coastline of The Glorious Hypetrain may never be measured, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, and the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem". Crime is totally unknown. The Glorious Hypetrain's national animal is the Swimming MLG Noscoper, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Glorious Hypetrain is ranked 11,882nd in the world and 28th in The Union of Democratic States for Smartest Citizens, with 84.76 quips per hour.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,822ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,162ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,095thBest Weather: 5,636thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,979thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,518thMost Cultured: 6,687thHighest Food Quality: 6,788thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,929thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,354thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,512thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,546thMost Inclusive: 8,023rdSafest: 8,226thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,307thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,448thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,705thHealthiest Citizens: 9,149thMost Developed: 9,942ndSmartest Citizens: 11,882ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,236thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,649thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 13,740thNicest Citizens: 14,010thLargest Governments: 14,669thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,680thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,815thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,563rdHighest Average Incomes: 17,489thMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,932ndMost Secular: 21,698thMost Patriotic: 26,348th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 11th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 12th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 14th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 15th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 17th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 18th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 18th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 19th in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 20th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 21st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21st in the regionMost Developed: 28th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 28th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 29th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 29th in the regionLargest Populations: 30th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 30th in the regionMost Inclusive: 31st in the regionMost Patriotic: 32nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 33rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 34th in the regionLargest Governments: 34th in the regionSafest: 35th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 36th in the region

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