|Capital||The Glorious Station|
|Leader||Kade Weston Vasentius|
|Animal||Swimming MLG Noscoper|
The Server-Fighting Sysadmin of The Glorious Hypetrain is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Kade Weston Vasentius with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.289 billion Glorious Station Attendants are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Glorious Station. The average income tax rate is 75.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Glorious Station Attendant economy, worth a remarkable 1,020 trillion Dollarydoos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 140,044 Dollarydoos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing, being Kade Weston Vasentius has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, and the television adaptation of Jennifer Government is the most popular program in the nation. Crime is totally unknown. The Glorious Hypetrain's national animal is the Swimming MLG Noscoper, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Glorious Hypetrain's influence in The Union of Democratic States rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : The Glorious Hypetrain was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Fortuna Union.
- : The Glorious Hypetrain was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Left-wing Utopia".
- : The Glorious Hypetrain was endorsed by The Exalted Federation of Alpinumtia.
- : The Glorious Hypetrain was endorsed by The Grand Duchy of Kongers.
- : The Glorious Hypetrain was endorsed by The Green National Federal State of Isansland.
- : The Glorious Hypetrain was endorsed by The Highly Secretive Board of Fremore.
- : The Glorious Hypetrain was endorsed by The Confederation of Naasiat Nuna.
- : The Glorious Hypetrain was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Libate.
- : The Glorious Hypetrain was endorsed by The Republic of Spoela.
Endorsements Received: 21 » Prorescia, Jdjdjd, Ninrook, Corydo, S2p1729, Unidid Statates, Kantobliv, Dusendord, Zhrini, Blurabling, Kingdom of Sacento, Northern Blue Star, Vastronia, Spoela, Libate, Naasiat Nuna, Fremore, Isansland, Kongers, Alpinumtia, and Fortuna Union.