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Least Corrupt Governments: 1,679thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,711thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,435th
The Server-Fighting Sysadmin of
Left-wing Utopia
All Hail The Sentient Cloud
Kade Weston Vasentius
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The Glorious Hypetrain

Population7.323 billion

CapitalThe Glorious Station
LeaderKade Weston Vasentius

AnimalSwimming MLG Noscoper

The Server-Fighting Sysadmin of The Glorious Hypetrain is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Kade Weston Vasentius with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.323 billion Glorious Station Attendants are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Glorious Station. The average income tax rate is 75.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Glorious Station Attendant economy, worth a remarkable 1,025 trillion Dollarydoos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 140,044 Dollarydoos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing, being Kade Weston Vasentius has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, and the television adaptation of Jennifer Government is the most popular program in the nation. Crime is totally unknown. The Glorious Hypetrain's national animal is the Swimming MLG Noscoper, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Glorious Hypetrain is ranked 9,345th in the world and 25th in The Union of Democratic States for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,710.5 Tourists Per Hour.

Least Corrupt Governments: 1,679thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,711thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,435thBest Weather: 6,517thMost Cultured: 6,643rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,030thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,515thMost Inclusive: 7,576thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,182ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,439thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,780thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,853rdHealthiest Citizens: 9,233rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,345thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,477thSafest: 9,995thMost Developed: 10,561stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,778thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 12,357thSmartest Citizens: 13,012thMost Influential: 13,521stLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,898thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,270thNicest Citizens: 14,380thLargest Governments: 16,267thHighest Average Incomes: 16,662ndHighest Economic Output: 17,718thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,194thMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,846thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,369thMost Secular: 22,049th
Least Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 10th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 13th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 14th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 15th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 17th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 18th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 18th in the regionBest Weather: 18th in the regionMost Inclusive: 22nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 24th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 25th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 25th in the region

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