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Least Corrupt Governments: 1,680thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,563rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,426th
The Server-Fighting Sysadmin of
Left-wing Utopia
All Hail The Sentient Cloud
Kade Weston Vasentius
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The Glorious Hypetrain

Population7.289 billion

CapitalThe Glorious Station
LeaderKade Weston Vasentius

AnimalSwimming MLG Noscoper

The Server-Fighting Sysadmin of The Glorious Hypetrain is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Kade Weston Vasentius with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.289 billion Glorious Station Attendants are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Glorious Station. The average income tax rate is 75.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Glorious Station Attendant economy, worth a remarkable 1,020 trillion Dollarydoos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 140,044 Dollarydoos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing, being Kade Weston Vasentius has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, and the television adaptation of Jennifer Government is the most popular program in the nation. Crime is totally unknown. The Glorious Hypetrain's national animal is the Swimming MLG Noscoper, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Glorious Hypetrain is ranked 1,680th in the world and 3rd in The Union of Democratic States for Least Corrupt Governments, with 96.51 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Least Corrupt Governments: 1,680thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,563rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,426thBest Weather: 6,517thMost Cultured: 6,630thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,731stMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,081stMost Beautiful Environments: 7,522ndMost Inclusive: 7,550thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,152ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,458thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,767thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,807thHealthiest Citizens: 9,214thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,332ndLongest Average Lifespans: 9,457thSafest: 10,005thMost Developed: 10,571stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,795thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 12,361stSmartest Citizens: 13,028thMost Influential: 13,845thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,916thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,287thNicest Citizens: 14,369thLargest Governments: 16,241stHighest Average Incomes: 16,643rdHighest Economic Output: 17,735thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,146thMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,774thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,386thMost Secular: 22,025th
Least Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 13th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 14th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 15th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 17th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 18th in the regionBest Weather: 18th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 20th in the regionMost Inclusive: 22nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 23rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 25th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 25th in the region

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