by Max Barry

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Least Corrupt Governments: 1,607thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,747thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,352nd
The Server-Fighting Sysadmin of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
All Hail The Sentient Cloud
Kade Weston Vasentius
WA Delegate / WAD
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The Glorious Hypetrain

Population8.53 billion

CapitalThe Glorious Station
LeaderKade Weston Vasentius

AnimalSwimming MLG Noscoper

The Server-Fighting Sysadmin of The Glorious Hypetrain is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Kade Weston Vasentius with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.53 billion Glorious Station Attendants enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Glorious Station. The average income tax rate is 77.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Glorious Station Attendant economy, worth a remarkable 1,199 trillion Dollarydoos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 140,636 Dollarydoos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

International terrorists often get their weapons supply in The Glorious Hypetrain, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones, Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned, and the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage. Crime is totally unknown. The Glorious Hypetrain's national animal is the Swimming MLG Noscoper, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Glorious Hypetrain is ranked 13,419th in the world and 48th in The Union of Democratic States for Nicest Citizens, with 26.14 average smiles per day.

Least Corrupt Governments: 1,607thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,747thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,352ndMost Influential: 5,186thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,257thBest Weather: 5,905thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,983rdMost Cultured: 6,520thHighest Food Quality: 6,648thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,839thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,283rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,410thMost Inclusive: 7,646thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,052ndLargest Publishing Industry: 8,094thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,258thSafest: 8,498thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,970thHealthiest Citizens: 8,990thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,827thMost Developed: 10,382ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,060thTop
Smartest Citizens: 12,311thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,159thNicest Citizens: 13,419thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,811thLargest Governments: 15,128thHighest Economic Output: 15,776thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,985thHighest Average Incomes: 16,420thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,319thMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,424thMost Secular: 20,974thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 24,153rdMost Patriotic: 24,153rd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Cultured: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 12th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 12th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 15th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 15th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 16th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 17th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 20th in the regionBest Weather: 20th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 23rd in the regionMost Developed: 24th in the regionMost Inclusive: 24th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 24th in the regionLargest Governments: 25th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 27th in the regionLargest Populations: 29th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 29th in the region

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