The Bugger All of Peoples Republic of TempleLandia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Honey Badger with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, complete lack of prisons, and astonishingly minimal parenting. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 23.045 billion TempleLandians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Honey Badger City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Peoples Republic of TempleLandian economy, worth a remarkable 7,282 trillion Quatloos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 316,020 Quatloos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's never a spare chair in the retirement home, dogs are encouraged to confront the psychodynamic roots of their desire to be "good boys", elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, and all animals are equal but some are more equal than others. Crime is totally unknown. Peoples Republic of TempleLandia's national animal is the Honey Badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tao of Honey Badger.

Peoples Republic of TempleLandia is ranked 305,257^th in the world and 140^th in The Union of Democratic States for Highest Disposable Incomes, with zero Standard Monetary Units.