The Hot Mess of Peoples Republic of TempleLandia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Honey Badger with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.923 billion TempleLandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Honey Badger City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Peoples Republic of TempleLandian economy, worth a remarkable 5,331 trillion Quatloos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 297,471 Quatloos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's not mass murder when the government does it, it's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children, flags are commonly used as bonfire kindling, and witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials. Crime is totally unknown. Peoples Republic of TempleLandia's national animal is the Honey Badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tao of Honey Badger.

Peoples Republic of TempleLandia is ranked 51,461^st in the world and 7^th in Taijitu for Most Income Equality, scoring 59.73 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.