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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 239thMost Rebellious Youth: 246thLargest Publishing Industry: 410th
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Left-Leaning College State
Honey Badger Don't Care
Honey Badger
Eminence Grise
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Peoples Republic of TempleLandia

Population12.968 billion

CapitalHoney Badger City
LeaderHoney Badger
FaithTao of Honey Badger

AnimalHoney Badger

The Hot Mess of Peoples Republic of TempleLandia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Honey Badger with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 12.968 billion TempleLandians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Honey Badger City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Peoples Republic of TempleLandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,542 trillion Quatloos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 273,180 Quatloos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

It's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, the nation leads Taijitu in per capita stalking, and children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary. Crime is totally unknown. Peoples Republic of TempleLandia's national animal is the Honey Badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tao of Honey Badger.

Peoples Republic of TempleLandia is ranked 174,462nd in the world and 38th in Taijitu for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 0.42 Missed References Per Hour.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 239thMost Rebellious Youth: 246thLargest Publishing Industry: 410thMost Advanced Public Education: 461stSmartest Citizens: 482ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 512thMost Subsidized Industry: 544thMost Efficient Economies: 724thLargest Governments: 724thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 748thMost Inclusive: 755thHighest Average Tax Rates: 798thMost Scientifically Advanced: 808thMost Cultured: 992ndMost Secular: 1,210thMost Pacifist: 1,457thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,620thMost Influential: 1,674thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,714thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,715thTop
Nicest Citizens: 1,806thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,888thHighest Drug Use: 1,902ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,169thMost Developed: 2,253rdHighest Average Incomes: 2,507thHighest Economic Output: 2,970thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,206thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,364thRudest Citizens: 4,398thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,209thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,171stMost Stationary: 6,698thNudest: 7,041stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,133rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 8,084thLargest Retail Industry: 8,487thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9,937thLowest Crime Rates: 10,049thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,439thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,057thLargest Populations: 16,246th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the region

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