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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 214thMost Rebellious Youth: 233rdLargest Publishing Industry: 434th
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Peoples Republic of TempleLandia

Population15.219 billion

CapitalHoney Badger City
LeaderHoney Badger
FaithTao of Honey Badger

AnimalHoney Badger

The Hot Mess of Peoples Republic of TempleLandia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Honey Badger with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 15.219 billion TempleLandians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Honey Badger City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Peoples Republic of TempleLandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,257 trillion Quatloos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 279,781 Quatloos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Grinning punters say that casino roulette is the greatest high that life has to offer, right-wingers complain that too many people are suckling at the welfare teat, wildlife have trouble navigating the electric fences surrounding national forests, and many suspect the government "doth protest too much" with their curiously specific denials of conspiracy theories. Crime is totally unknown. Peoples Republic of TempleLandia's national animal is the Honey Badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tao of Honey Badger.

Peoples Republic of TempleLandia is ranked 450th in the world and 2nd in Taijitu for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 30,048.19 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 214thMost Rebellious Youth: 233rdLargest Publishing Industry: 434thMost Advanced Public Education: 450thMost Advanced Public Transport: 485thSmartest Citizens: 536thLargest Governments: 732ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 732ndMost Subsidized Industry: 755thMost Efficient Economies: 757thHighest Average Tax Rates: 794thMost Inclusive: 820thMost Scientifically Advanced: 959thMost Cultured: 1,045thMost Secular: 1,519thMost Pacifist: 1,604thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,643rdLargest Welfare Programs: 1,699thNicest Citizens: 1,744thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,822ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,972ndMost Influential: 2,137thTop
Most Developed: 2,427thHighest Drug Use: 2,523rdHighest Average Incomes: 2,565thHighest Economic Output: 2,668thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,180thRudest Citizens: 3,641stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,234thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,451stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,030thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,372ndLargest Retail Industry: 9,597thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,600thLowest Crime Rates: 12,035thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13,004thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,083rdLargest Populations: 15,599thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 18,609th
Most Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the region

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