Peoples Republic of TempleLandia
Population | 17.923 billion |
Capital | Honey Badger City |
Leader | Honey Badger |
Faith | Tao of Honey Badger |
Currency | Quatloo |
Animal | Honey Badger |
The Hot Mess of Peoples Republic of TempleLandia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Honey Badger with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.923 billion TempleLandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Honey Badger City. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Peoples Republic of TempleLandian economy, worth a remarkable 5,331 trillion Quatloos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 297,471 Quatloos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
It's not mass murder when the government does it, it's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children, flags are commonly used as bonfire kindling, and witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials. Crime is totally unknown. Peoples Republic of TempleLandia's national animal is the Honey Badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tao of Honey Badger.
Peoples Republic of TempleLandia is ranked 51,461st in the world and 7th in Taijitu for Most Income Equality, scoring 59.73 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Peoples Republic of TempleLandia, witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials.
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Peoples Republic of TempleLandia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Confederacy of Layem".
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Peoples Republic of TempleLandia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Safe Disposal of Nuclear Waste".
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Peoples Republic of TempleLandia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Gholgoth".
- : Following new legislation in
Peoples Republic of TempleLandia, flags are commonly used as bonfire kindling.
- : Following new legislation in
Peoples Republic of TempleLandia, it's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children.
- : Following new legislation in
Peoples Republic of TempleLandia, it's not mass murder when the government does it.
- : Following new legislation in
Peoples Republic of TempleLandia, TempleLandians teach life's not worth a damn 'til you can shout out 'I am what I am'.
- : Following new legislation in
Peoples Republic of TempleLandia, when flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!".
- : Following new legislation in
Peoples Republic of TempleLandia, visions of giant pink Honey Badgers are a common side effect after TempleLandians eat their meals.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 3 » New Delfos,
El Fiji Grande, and
Cabrinialand.