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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 175thMost Rebellious Youth: 237thMost Advanced Public Transport: 422nd
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Peoples Republic of TempleLandia

Population17.923 billion

CapitalHoney Badger City
LeaderHoney Badger
FaithTao of Honey Badger

AnimalHoney Badger

The Hot Mess of Peoples Republic of TempleLandia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Honey Badger with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.923 billion TempleLandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Honey Badger City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Peoples Republic of TempleLandian economy, worth a remarkable 5,331 trillion Quatloos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 297,471 Quatloos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's not mass murder when the government does it, it's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children, flags are commonly used as bonfire kindling, and witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials. Crime is totally unknown. Peoples Republic of TempleLandia's national animal is the Honey Badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tao of Honey Badger.

Peoples Republic of TempleLandia is ranked 51,461st in the world and 7th in Taijitu for Most Income Equality, scoring 59.73 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 175thMost Rebellious Youth: 237thMost Advanced Public Transport: 422ndMost Advanced Public Education: 452ndLargest Publishing Industry: 489thSmartest Citizens: 538thLargest Governments: 654thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 664thMost Efficient Economies: 705thHighest Average Tax Rates: 744thMost Scientifically Advanced: 752ndMost Inclusive: 819thMost Subsidized Industry: 856thMost Cultured: 988thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,292ndHighest Food Quality: 1,327thMost Pacifist: 1,474thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,581stMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,607thNicest Citizens: 1,655thMost Secular: 1,679thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,764thHighest Economic Output: 2,245thHighest Average Incomes: 2,369thRudest Citizens: 2,568thMost Developed: 2,602ndTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,789thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,789thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,538thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,965thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,175thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,505thLargest Retail Industry: 7,253rdLowest Crime Rates: 11,265thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,111thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,296thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,930thTop
Largest Populations: 14,425th
Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 3 » New Delfos, El Fiji Grande, and Cabrinialand.