The Hot Mess of Peoples Republic of TempleLandia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Honey Badger with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, soft-spoken computers, and digital currency. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 11.324 billion TempleLandians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Honey Badger City. The income tax rate is 100.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Peoples Republic of TempleLandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,011 trillion Quatloos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 265,954 Quatloos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, disaster relief budgets are growing like wildfire, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, and survivors of the Great Internet Flame War often recount horror stories of banhammers and DOS attacks. Crime is totally unknown. Peoples Republic of TempleLandia's national animal is the Honey Badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tao of Honey Badger.

Peoples Republic of TempleLandia is ranked 80,135^th in the world and 21^st in Taijitu for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 1,769.32 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.