The Hot Mess of Peoples Republic of TempleLandia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Honey Badger with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.926 billion TempleLandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Honey Badger City. The income tax rate is 100.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Peoples Republic of TempleLandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,831 trillion Quatloos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 259,195 Quatloos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, computers have been put in control of the economy to keep computers from controlling the economy, and under love's heavy burden Honey Badger sinks lower in the political right's esteem. Crime is totally unknown. Peoples Republic of TempleLandia's national animal is the Honey Badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tao of Honey Badger.

Peoples Republic of TempleLandia is ranked 159,325^th in the world and 36^th in Taijitu for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 60.52 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.