The Hot Mess of Peoples Republic of TempleLandia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Honey Badger with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 13.867 billion TempleLandians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Honey Badger City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Peoples Republic of TempleLandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,807 trillion Quatloos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 274,538 Quatloos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt, scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, and children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants. Crime is totally unknown. Peoples Republic of TempleLandia's national animal is the Honey Badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tao of Honey Badger.

Peoples Republic of TempleLandia is ranked 2,570^th in the world and 3^rd in Taijitu for Highest Average Incomes, with 274,538.83 Standard Monetary Units.