The Hot Mess of Peoples Republic of TempleLandia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Honey Badger with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 15.219 billion TempleLandians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Honey Badger City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Peoples Republic of TempleLandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,257 trillion Quatloos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 279,781 Quatloos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Grinning punters say that casino roulette is the greatest high that life has to offer, right-wingers complain that too many people are suckling at the welfare teat, wildlife have trouble navigating the electric fences surrounding national forests, and many suspect the government "doth protest too much" with their curiously specific denials of conspiracy theories. Crime is totally unknown. Peoples Republic of TempleLandia's national animal is the Honey Badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tao of Honey Badger.

Peoples Republic of TempleLandia is ranked 450^th in the world and 2^nd in Taijitu for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 30,048.19 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.