The Hot Mess of Peoples Republic of TempleLandia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Honey Badger with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 12.968 billion TempleLandians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Honey Badger City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Peoples Republic of TempleLandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,542 trillion Quatloos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 273,180 Quatloos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

It's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, the nation leads Taijitu in per capita stalking, and children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary. Crime is totally unknown. Peoples Republic of TempleLandia's national animal is the Honey Badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tao of Honey Badger.

Peoples Republic of TempleLandia is ranked 174,462^nd in the world and 38^th in Taijitu for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 0.42 Missed References Per Hour.