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Best Weather: 3,328thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,002ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,107th
The Glorious Holy Empire of
Father Knows Best State
-..forever existent, shrouded by the ashes of the past.
Emperor Phoenix Ember
Minister of Foreign Affairs
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Phoenix Coalition

Population13.304 billion

CapitalPhoenix Coalition City
LeaderEmperor Phoenix Ember
FaithEmperor Phoenix Ember

CurrencyPhoenix Sterling
AnimalUltra Phoenix

The Glorious Holy Empire of Phoenix Coalition is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Phoenix Ember with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 13.304 billion Phoenix Coalitionians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phoenix Coalition City. The average income tax rate is 94.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Phoenix Coalitionian economy, worth a remarkable 1,545 trillion Phoenix Sterlings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 116,205 Phoenix Sterlings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Phoenix Coalition is renowned for its lax gun laws, the Phoenix Coalitionian delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...", the nation's declaring that sharing nukes is caring, and waste is frequently shipped to other countries. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Phoenix Coalition's national animal is the Ultra Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Emperor Phoenix Ember.

Phoenix Coalition is ranked 7,026th in the world and 15th in The Union of Democratic States for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,838.41 Tourists Per Hour.

Best Weather: 3,328thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,002ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,107thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,723rdHealthiest Citizens: 5,975thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,143rdLongest Average Lifespans: 6,683rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,026thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,238thLowest Crime Rates: 8,159thMost Developed: 8,851stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,089thLargest Governments: 9,332ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,353rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,176thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,748thMost Influential: 10,956thHighest Economic Output: 11,238thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 12,998thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,200thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,466thSmartest Citizens: 16,469thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,645thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,399thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,622ndLargest Populations: 19,897thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,378thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,993rdMost Efficient Economies: 22,179thMost Rebellious Youth: 22,651stMost Inclusive: 22,666th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 11th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 15th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18th in the regionMost Developed: 21st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 23rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 24th in the region

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