by Max Barry

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Best Weather: 3,492ndMost Influential: 3,844thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,077th
The Glorious Holy Empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship
-..forever existent, shrouded by the ashes of the past.
Emperor Phoenix Ember
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Phoenix Coalition

Population17.427 billion

LeaderEmperor Phoenix Ember
FaithEmperor Phoenix Ember

CurrencyPhoenix Sterling
AnimalUltra Phoenix

The Glorious Holy Empire of Phoenix Coalition is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Phoenix Ember with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, zero percent divorce rate, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 17.427 billion Phoenix Coalitionians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phoenix. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Phoenix Coalitionian economy, worth a remarkable 2,136 trillion Phoenix Sterlings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 122,590 Phoenix Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure, souvenir shops that sell alphorns are taking advantage of gullible tourists, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations", and census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Phoenix Coalition's national animal is the Ultra Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Emperor Phoenix Ember.

Phoenix Coalition is ranked 299,970th in the world and 350th in The Union of Democratic States for Fattest Citizens, with 4.23 Obesity Rate.

Best Weather: 3,492ndMost Influential: 3,844thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,077thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,785thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,896thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,943rdHealthiest Citizens: 6,342ndLongest Average Lifespans: 6,416thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,917thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,103rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,513thMost Developed: 8,579thLowest Crime Rates: 8,587thLargest Governments: 9,268thHighest Economic Output: 9,473rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,745thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,973rdMost Advanced Public Education: 10,244thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,975thSmartest Citizens: 14,957thTop
Highest Food Quality: 15,832ndMost Corrupt Governments: 16,269thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,850thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,890thLargest Populations: 17,470thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,374thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,397thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,433rdMost Inclusive: 22,581stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25,985thHighest Average Incomes: 27,697thMost Efficient Economies: 28,085thMost Patriotic: 28,197thMost Cultured: 29,977th
Largest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12th in the regionBest Weather: 13th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 16th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 17th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 18th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 18th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 19th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 19th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20th in the regionMost Developed: 23rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 31st in the regionMost Influential: 34th in the regionMost Patriotic: 34th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 35th in the region

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