The Amateur Card Farmer of Bagong Timog Mindanao is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Julian Renato Caballero with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.547 billion South Mindanaoans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital District of Davao City. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient South Mindanaoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,355 trillion South Mindanao Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 206,990 South Mindanao Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings, therapists can always squeeze in another house-call, and Bagong Timog Mindanao's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bagong Timog Mindanao's national animal is the Philippine Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is No official religion.

Bagong Timog Mindanao is ranked 3,779^th in the world and 9^th in The Union of Democratic States for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,761.59 pounds of wildlife per square mile.