The Salimanasia of The United Partitions is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Tito Fortunatl with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 12.027 billion Salimanese live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Administration also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xolxanko City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Salimanese economy, worth a remarkable 3,430 trillion pices a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 285,266 pices, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Snow in a furnace is a better long-term investment than pices, spectating AI chess fans heckle players when they miss a mate-in-twenty-seven opportunity, sex-ed is child's play, and world leaders often feel uncomfortable when Tito Fortunatl tries to recruit them into selling cosmetics. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The United Partitions's national animal is the parrot, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The United Partitions is ranked 331,664^th in the world and 173^rd in The Western Isles for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -33.02 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.