The People's Republic of Sadan is a large, genial nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 185 million Sadanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 79.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Sadanian economy, worth 10.1 trillion Linguins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Tourism. Average income is 54,849 Linguins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gamers rarely face the consequences of their actions, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, and the government snoops on private internet connections. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sadan's national animal is the Hellhound, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sadan is ranked 250,399^th in the world and 548^th in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -3.9 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.