The Geosocialist Federation of Page is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Dosso Mallex with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 26.025 billion Pagians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corentin. The average income tax rate is 25.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pagean economy, worth a remarkable 5,140 trillion rečis a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 197,513 rečis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, the Pagean Intelligence Agency has put 'Project Quantum Refrigerator' on hold indefinitely, commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all, and shopkeepers use microscopes to verify the authenticity of banknotes. Crime is totally unknown. Page's national animal is the Haskadjen sea lion, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Yenoire.

Page is ranked 11,517^th in the world and 122^nd in the Rejected Realms for Highest Average Incomes, with 197,513.85 Standard Monetary Units.