The United Realms of Oronia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Tomas II with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and smutty television. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 28.638 billion Oronians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anturia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Oronian economy, worth an astonishing 10,063 trillion oroloes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 351,405 oroloes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Diaper-wrapped shawarma is a fan-favorite, finders keepers is the law of the land, famous artwork is regularly confiscated for plagiarism, and old cars must undergo mandatory sensitivity training. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oronia's national animal is the jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Church of Oronia.

Oronia is ranked 1,756^th in the world and 25^th in the West Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 12,940.7 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.