The Islamic Republic of Kelvenya is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Fououan Kermani with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 5.499 billion Kelvenyans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arzabek. The average income tax rate is 71.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kelvenyan economy, worth 617 trillion Kelvenyan Marüfs a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 112,337 Kelvenyan Marüfs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's holy places are littered with doughnut crumbs, according to the latest national census as many as two-thirds of the respondents possibly consider 'violet' their favorite color, referenda are banned by law and the Parliament has absolute control of the legislative process, and students can name the chiefs of proto-Bigtopian tribes before they can count to ten. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kelvenya's national animal is the Kelvenyan Camel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sunni Islam.

Kelvenya is ranked 129,729^th in the world and 83^rd in Fifth Empire for Largest Populations, with 5.50 billion capita.