The Federated Empire of Helladria is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, public floggings, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 34.54 billion Helladrians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Education and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corsyd. The average income tax rate is 3.6%.

The strong Helladric economy, worth a remarkable 2,491 trillion Ducats a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 72,147 Ducats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

A firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away, comic books avoid plot inconsistencies by removing the plot, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs, and politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Helladria's national animal is the Pseudopachydactylus giganteus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Helladria is ranked 18,791^st in the world and 1^st in The Commonwealth of Crowns for Fattest Citizens, with 16.24 Obesity Rate.