The Community of Azzata is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.667 billion Azzatans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Batash-Timna. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Azzatan economy, worth 223 trillion minas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 133,609 minas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, and the nation is currently revamping its entire education system. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Azzata's national animal is the dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Azzata is ranked 6,778^th in the world and 136^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 8,424.41 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.