The People's Republic of Nordgardia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Eternal President Tim with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.202 billion Nordgardics enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Timville. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Nordgardian economy, worth a remarkable 1,773 trillion Münzes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 173,812 Münzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

City workers have declared that rolling markets aren't good for business after all, students do more community service than homework, pawn shop reality shows dominate basic cable, and one does not simply walk into the tundra. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nordgardia's national animal is the Todeskralle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nordgardia is ranked 125,469^th in the world and 120^th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Most Stationary, with 45.90988728432 Days.