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Most Subsidized Industry: 1,452nd Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,145th Most Inclusive: 2,164th
The People's Republic of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Nordgardia ist Ewigkeit
Eternal President Tim
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population7.773 billion

LeaderEternal President Tim


The People's Republic of Nordgardia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Eternal President Tim with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.773 billion Nordgardics hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Тиман. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Nordgardian economy, worth a remarkable 1,329 trillion Münzes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 171,096 Münzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here", mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation, and it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage. Crime is totally unknown. Nordgardia's national animal is the Deathclaw, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nordgardia is ranked 85,168th in the world and 94th in Soviet Democracy for Most Corrupt Governments, with 3.29 Kickbacks Per Hour.

Most Subsidized Industry: 1,452ndTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,145thMost Inclusive: 2,164thMost Influential: 2,306thNicest Citizens: 2,366thMost Developed: 3,133rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,500thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,646thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,735thMost Cultured: 4,211thSmartest Citizens: 4,271stMost Efficient Economies: 4,410thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,455thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,456thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,659thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,220thLargest Governments: 5,232ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,320thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,614thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,666thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,104thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,278thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,840thHealthiest Citizens: 8,009thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 8,830thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,933rdHighest Average Incomes: 9,073rdLowest Crime Rates: 9,800thHighest Economic Output: 10,011thMost Pacifist: 10,458thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,355thNudest: 11,584thMost Secular: 12,228thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,933rd
Most Influential: 1st in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionNudest: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11th in the regionMost Stationary: 11th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13th in the region

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