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Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,775thNicest Citizens: 2,968thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,990th
The People's Republic of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Nordgardia ist Ewigkeit
Ewiger Präsident Timsen
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population18.002 billion

LeaderEwiger Präsident Timsen


The People's Republic of Nordgardia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ewiger Präsident Timsen with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 18.002 billion Nordgardics enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Timville-Ruhrstadt. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Nordgardian economy, worth a remarkable 3,165 trillion Münzes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 175,832 Münzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children's daycare starts at the crack of dawn, serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed, veterans' meet-ups involve a lot of tail sniffing, and a shocking number of estate planners are beneficiaries of their clients' wills. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nordgardia's national animal is the Todeskralle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nordgardia is ranked 294,013th in the world and 508th in United Kingdom for Most Avoided, scoring 0.49 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,775thNicest Citizens: 2,968thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,990thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,117thMost Developed: 3,160thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,294thMost Inclusive: 3,299thHighest Food Quality: 3,881stHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,943rdMost Efficient Economies: 4,088thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,114thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,289thSmartest Citizens: 4,323rdMost Advanced Public Education: 4,414thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,591stLargest Governments: 4,716thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,779thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,905thMost Cultured: 4,923rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,966thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,172ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,321stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,719thHealthiest Citizens: 6,023rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,028thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,299thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,541stHighest Economic Output: 6,646thLowest Crime Rates: 7,043rdMost Influential: 7,278thBest Weather: 8,144thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,194thSafest: 9,405thMost Pacifist: 10,069thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,481stMost Secular: 13,620thHighest Average Incomes: 14,279thTop
Nudest: 18,064thLargest Populations: 19,349thLargest Publishing Industry: 19,357thMost Income Equality: 19,606thMost Patriotic: 29,716th
Most Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 11th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 13th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 13th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 13th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 14th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 14th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 16th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 17th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 18th in the regionNudest: 18th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 19th in the regionMost Cultured: 19th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 23rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 26th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 27th in the regionLargest Populations: 28th in the regionMost Secular: 32nd in the regionSafest: 34th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 36th in the regionMost Pacifist: 36th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 38th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 41st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 45th in the regionMost Influential: 46th in the region

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