Population | 1.389 billion |
Capital | Voidville |
Leader | Semius Void |
Currency | Voidian |
Animal | Giant Snake |
The Not Actually A Kingdom of Kingdom of Voidstania is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Semius Void with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, rampant corporate plagiarism, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.389 billion Voidstanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Voidville. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Voidstanian economy, worth 202 trillion Voidians a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 145,616 Voidians, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews, homophobia is off the menu, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, and the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kingdom of Voidstania's national animal is the Giant Snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Kingdom of Voidstania is ranked 4,356th in the world and 53rd in The Communist Bloc for Most Patriotic, with 61.26 flags saluted per person per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Kingdom of Voidstania, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting.
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Kingdom of Voidstania, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
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Kingdom of Voidstania, homophobia is off the menu.
- : Following new legislation in
Kingdom of Voidstania, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews.
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Kingdom of Voidstania, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Giant Snakeball fields.
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Kingdom of Voidstania, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".
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Kingdom of Voidstania, the government's economic policy can be summed up as "Abort, Retry, Fail?".
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Kingdom of Voidstania, racehorses move a lot slower these days.
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Kingdom of Voidstania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
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Kingdom of Voidstania, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère.