The Community of Equability is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by John Plaseholder with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.695 billion Equabilityians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Equabilityian economy, worth 276 trillion Stamps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 163,237 Stamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon, citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm, the building of bureaucratic rivalries has exceeded targets, and prisoners regularly escape detention posing as scarecrows. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Equability's national animal is the Meerkat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Equability is ranked 315,518^th in the world and 463^rd in The Communist Bloc for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -9.42 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.