The Commonwealth of Communist-Denmark is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 279 million Danes are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of København. The average income tax rate is 78.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Danish economy, worth 12.8 trillion Kroners a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 45,964 Kroners, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader is called 'Patches' at international summits, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low, and government officials are held to the highest standard of morality. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist-Denmark's national animal is the Swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Communist-Denmark is ranked 96,768^th in the world and 840^th in Europe for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 87.36 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.