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The Indissolvable Empire of Lieges

“Pe trau or sousmatisse remout ar'ouais”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Europe

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The Indissolvable Empire of Lieges is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Atritus IV with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.717 billion Liegesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Education, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Riceau. The average income tax rate is 99%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Psychological disorders are a taboo subject, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Lieges after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax, many of the country's largest dumps can be seen from space, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lieges's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, its national religion is Anselism, and its currency is the Ownuan.

Lieges is ranked 24th in Europe and 2,403rd in the world for Largest Defense Forces, with 335 Unexploded Ordnance per Square Mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 minute ago

  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Lieges was endorsed by The Pure Awesomeness of Novo Portugal.
  • 4 days ago: Lieges was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme (last census: Top 5%).
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Lieges, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Lieges, many of the country's largest dumps can be seen from space.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Lieges, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Lieges after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Lieges, psychological disorders are a taboo subject.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Lieges, movies and computer games are strictly censored for violence.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Lieges, students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Lieges, abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Lieges, online tourism reviews of Lieges are suspiciously positive and amazingly similar.

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