The Commonwealth of
Democratic Socialists
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Regional Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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The Commonwealth of Stromia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Tyr Backstrom with an even hand, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, sprawling nuclear power plants, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 18.087 billion Stromians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Linkoping. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Stromian economy, worth a remarkable 2,827 trillion Quints a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 156,312 Quints, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Euthanasia is legal, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, and it's always rabbit season. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stromia's national animal is the lynx, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Annunakiism.

Stromia is ranked 332nd in Europe and 135,271st in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -237 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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