The Free Land of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Absolute Freedom to the Masses
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
World Benchmark

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The Free Land of Puerto Thelosia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 11.2 billion Puerto Thelosians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Esperanza. The average income tax rate is 73.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Puerto Thelosian economy, worth 499 trillion nyans a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 44,573 nyans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mandatory electronic currency is a boon for credit card companies and government surveillance, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, the nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal, and the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Puerto Thelosia's national animal is the whooping veras, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Puerto Thelosia is ranked 3,773rd in Osiris and 140,061st in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -4 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Puerto Thelosia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Puerto Thelosia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Puerto Thelosia's influence in Osiris rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Puerto Thelosia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Puerto Thelosia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Politically Free.
  • : Puerto Thelosia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Best Weather.
  • : Puerto Thelosia's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Puerto Thelosia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Cultured.
  • : Puerto Thelosia's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Puerto Thelosia's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".

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