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The Free Land of Puerto Thelosia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 9.713 billion Puerto Thelosians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Esperanza. The average income tax rate is 72.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Puerto Thelosian economy, worth 486 trillion nyans a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 50,135 nyans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Genetic researchers have been expelled, Max Barry is this year's Miss Puerto Thelosia, almost all of Puerto Thelosia's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices, and most governmental positions are filled by zealous nationalists. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Puerto Thelosia's national animal is the whooping veras, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Puerto Thelosia is ranked 79th in Europe and 40,995th in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 80 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 17 days ago

  • 4 days ago: Puerto Thelosia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans (last census: Top 10%).
  • 20 days ago: Puerto Thelosia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Happiest Citizens.
  • 52 days ago: Following new legislation in Puerto Thelosia, most governmental positions are filled by zealous nationalists.
  • 52 days ago: Following new legislation in Puerto Thelosia, almost all of Puerto Thelosia's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices.
  • 52 days ago: Following new legislation in Puerto Thelosia, Max Barry is this year's Miss Puerto Thelosia.
  • 52 days ago: Following new legislation in Puerto Thelosia, genetic researchers have been expelled.
  • 52 days ago: Following new legislation in Puerto Thelosia, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
  • 55 days ago: Puerto Thelosia fell out of the world Top 5% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • 56 days ago: Puerto Thelosia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • 77 days ago: Puerto Thelosia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.

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