Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,038th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,159th Most Beautiful Environments: 4,874th
The Free Land of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Absolute Freedom to the Masses
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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The Free Land of Puerto Thelosia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and digital currency. The democratic, devout population of 12.205 billion Puerto Thelosians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Esperanza. The average income tax rate is 75.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Puerto Thelosian economy, worth 649 trillion nyans a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 53,250 nyans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery, and men avoid even so much as looking at female colleagues. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Puerto Thelosia's national animal is the whooping veras, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Puerto Thelosia is ranked 121,917th in the world and 441st in Europe for Most Authoritarian, with 0.09 Stalins.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,038thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,159thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,874thBest Weather: 5,013thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,436thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,884thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,578thLargest Populations: 8,151stMost Cultured: 8,184thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 8,797thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,694thHighest Economic Output: 16,523rd
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 48th in the regionLargest Populations: 49th in the regionBest Weather: 57th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 61st in the region

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