Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,804th Most Beautiful Environments: 4,425th Best Weather: 4,763rd
The Free Land of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Absolute Freedom to the Masses
Regional Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Free Land of Puerto Thelosia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its public floggings, infamous sell-swords, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 11.811 billion Puerto Thelosians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Esperanza. The average income tax rate is 72.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Puerto Thelosian economy, worth 609 trillion nyans a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 51,625 nyans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Corporate 'hostile takeovers' now involve ICBMs and main battle tanks, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in San Esperanza for fear of causing a fuss, government buildings are being cleansed for anything that might have racist connotations, and the nation is known as the cheapskates of Osiris. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Puerto Thelosia's national animal is the whooping veras, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Puerto Thelosia is ranked 9,511th in the world and 355th in Osiris for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,543.07 Tourists Per Hour.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,804thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,425thBest Weather: 4,763rdLargest Publishing Industry: 5,759thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,654thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,644thMost Cultured: 7,878thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,298thLargest Populations: 8,404thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,511thNudest: 10,977thSmartest Citizens: 16,712thHighest Economic Output: 17,037thMost Rebellious Youth: 17,330th
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 161st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 177th in the regionBest Weather: 187th in the regionLargest Populations: 214th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 223rd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 252nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 283rd in the regionMost Cultured: 287th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 290th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 355th in the regionNudest: 419th in the regionMost Politically Free: 430th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Puerto Thelosia, the nation is known as the cheapskates of Osiris.
  • : Puerto Thelosia's influence in Osiris rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Puerto Thelosia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Puerto Thelosia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Puerto Thelosia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Puerto Thelosia, government buildings are being cleansed for anything that might have racist connotations.
  • : Following new legislation in Puerto Thelosia, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in San Esperanza for fear of causing a fuss.
  • : Following new legislation in Puerto Thelosia, corporate 'hostile takeovers' now involve ICBMs and main battle tanks.
  • : Following new legislation in Puerto Thelosia, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters.
  • : Following new legislation in Puerto Thelosia, PT-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age.

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