Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,837th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,983rd Best Weather: 4,496th
The Free Land of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Absolute Freedom to the Masses
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Free Land of Puerto Thelosia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 12.717 billion Puerto Thelosians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Esperanza. The average income tax rate is 75.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Puerto Thelosian economy, worth 715 trillion nyans a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 56,297 nyans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, the endangered saltwater humpback whooping veras is only seen in captivity programs, and the law is more interested in punishing crime than preventing it. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Puerto Thelosia's national animal is the whooping veras, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Puerto Thelosia is ranked 159,914th in the world and 442nd in Europe for Fattest Citizens, with 8.34 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,837thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,983rdBest Weather: 4,496thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,556thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,956thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,337thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,147thMost Influential: 7,841stLargest Populations: 7,995thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,085thMost Cultured: 8,229thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,157thTop
Highest Economic Output: 15,596thSmartest Citizens: 17,633rdMost Rebellious Youth: 19,011thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,133rdMost Devout: 19,440th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 46th in the regionLargest Populations: 48th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 55th in the regionBest Weather: 56th in the region

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