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The Free Land of Puerto Thelosia

“Absolute Freedom to the Masses”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Europe

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The Free Land of Puerto Thelosia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, intelligent population of 2.032 billion, 2.031 billion of whom are zombies, Puerto Thelosians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Defence. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Esperanza. The average income tax rate is 69%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Puerto Thelosia, Puerto Thelosia's market has been colonised by the corporations of rich countries, and all forms of advertising are banned. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Puerto Thelosia's national animal is the whooping veras, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the nyan.

Puerto Thelosia is ranked 348th in Europe and 111,087th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring -15 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Puerto Thelosia is currently considering its options.

People: 1,290,112

Zombies: 2,031,273,702

Dead: 6,446,050,888

Survival Rate: 0.01%

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago

  • 6 days ago: Puerto Thelosia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights (last census: Top 5%).
  • 6 days ago: Puerto Thelosia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Extensive Civil Rights (last census: Top 5%).
  • 23 days ago: Puerto Thelosia relocated from Osiris to Europe.
  • 25 days ago: Puerto Thelosia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Cultured.
  • 28 days ago: Puerto Thelosia fell out of the world Top 1% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • 30 days ago: Puerto Thelosia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather (last census: Top 5%).
  • 30 days ago: Puerto Thelosia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Best Weather.
  • 34 days ago: Puerto Thelosia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • 36 days ago: Puerto Thelosia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • 40 days ago: Puerto Thelosia was refounded in Osiris.

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