Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,284th Most Beautiful Environments: 4,716th Best Weather: 4,994th
The Free Land of
New York Times Democracy
Absolute Freedom to the Masses
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Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Free Land of Puerto Thelosia is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 12.009 billion Puerto Thelosians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Esperanza. The average income tax rate is 73.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Puerto Thelosian economy, worth 586 trillion nyans a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 48,824 nyans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes, motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts", popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the San Esperanza River, and toilet paper is considered a non-essential item in the embargo against Brasilistan. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Puerto Thelosia's national animal is the whooping veras, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Puerto Thelosia is ranked 131,199th in the world and 3,443rd in Osiris for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 14.43 Whatever.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,284thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,716thBest Weather: 4,994thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,863rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,224thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 7,825thMost Cultured: 8,215thLargest Populations: 8,296thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,859thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,975th
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 163rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 176th in the regionBest Weather: 185th in the regionLargest Populations: 197th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 231st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 254th in the regionMost Cultured: 280th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 287th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 288th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 351st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Puerto Thelosia, toilet paper is considered a non-essential item in the embargo against Brasilistan.
  • : Following new legislation in Puerto Thelosia, popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the San Esperanza River.
  • : Following new legislation in Puerto Thelosia, motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts".
  • : Puerto Thelosia was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "New York Times Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Puerto Thelosia, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Puerto Thelosia, the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers.
  • : Following new legislation in Puerto Thelosia, veterans are directed into environmental cleanup operations.
  • : Following new legislation in Puerto Thelosia, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused.
  • : Following new legislation in Puerto Thelosia, corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients.
  • : Following new legislation in Puerto Thelosia, planespotters are emigrating in droves.

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