Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,660th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,284th Best Weather: 4,181st
The Free Land of
Left-Leaning College State
Absolute Freedom to the Masses
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Free Land of Puerto Thelosia is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 12.976 billion Puerto Thelosians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Esperanza. The average income tax rate is 79.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Puerto Thelosian economy, worth 868 trillion nyans a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 66,900 nyans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, disaster relief budgets are growing like wildfire, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, and school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Puerto Thelosia's national animal is the whooping veras, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Puerto Thelosia is ranked 2,660th in the world and 176th in Europe for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 32 Valid Endorsements.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,660thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,284thBest Weather: 4,181stMost Beautiful Environments: 4,363rdLargest Publishing Industry: 4,817thMost Influential: 4,883rdMost Advanced Public Education: 5,298thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,067thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,409thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,499thLargest Populations: 7,873rdMost Cultured: 8,458thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 12,822ndHighest Economic Output: 13,020thSmartest Citizens: 15,451stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,477thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,752ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,552nd
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 41st in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 46th in the regionBest Weather: 53rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 55th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 73rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 75th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 78th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 83rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Puerto Thelosia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Puerto Thelosia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Puerto Thelosia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights and Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in Puerto Thelosia, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students.
  • : Following new legislation in Puerto Thelosia, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.
  • : Following new legislation in Puerto Thelosia, disaster relief budgets are growing like wildfire.
  • : Following new legislation in Puerto Thelosia, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate.
  • : Following new legislation in Puerto Thelosia, fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back.
  • : Following new legislation in Puerto Thelosia, fruit pickers with degrees in whooping veras psychology are a common sight.
  • : Following new legislation in Puerto Thelosia, sea side cafes are required by law to close during summer.

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