Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,633rd Most Beautiful Environments: 4,214th Best Weather: 4,641st
The Free Land of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Absolute Freedom to the Masses
Regional Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Free Land of Puerto Thelosia is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 11.696 billion Puerto Thelosians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Esperanza. The average income tax rate is 72.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Puerto Thelosian economy, worth 603 trillion nyans a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 51,625 nyans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Corporate 'hostile takeovers' now involve ICBMs and main battle tanks, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in San Esperanza for fear of causing a fuss, government buildings are being cleansed for anything that might have racist connotations, and the nation is known as the cheapskates of Osiris. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Puerto Thelosia's national animal is the whooping veras, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Puerto Thelosia is ranked 4,641st in the world and 186th in Osiris for Best Weather, with 236 Meters Of Sunlight.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,633rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4,214thBest Weather: 4,641stLargest Publishing Industry: 5,648thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,255thMost Cultured: 7,548thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,581stLongest Average Lifespans: 7,890thLargest Populations: 8,476thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,081stTop
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Nudest: 11,355thSmartest Citizens: 15,652ndMost Rebellious Youth: 16,757thHighest Economic Output: 17,046th
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 151st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 170th in the regionBest Weather: 186th in the regionLargest Populations: 215th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 223rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 227th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 272nd in the regionMost Cultured: 279th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 290th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 351st in the regionNudest: 434th in the regionMost Politically Free: 485th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Puerto Thelosia, the nation is known as the cheapskates of Osiris.
  • : Puerto Thelosia's influence in Osiris rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Puerto Thelosia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Puerto Thelosia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Puerto Thelosia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Puerto Thelosia, government buildings are being cleansed for anything that might have racist connotations.
  • : Following new legislation in Puerto Thelosia, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in San Esperanza for fear of causing a fuss.
  • : Following new legislation in Puerto Thelosia, corporate 'hostile takeovers' now involve ICBMs and main battle tanks.
  • : Following new legislation in Puerto Thelosia, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters.
  • : Following new legislation in Puerto Thelosia, PT-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age.

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