Most Influential: 33rd Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 677th Most Stationary: 695th
The Impossible Pantisocracy of
Democratic Socialists
Die hele aarde is aan Nuweland onderworpe!
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The Impossible Pantisocracy of Nuweland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Ignacio Quaresma with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, strictly enforced bedtime, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 23.729 billion Nuwelanders are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Healthcare and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hammersdorf-Vilamartel. The average income tax rate is 65.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Nuwelandian economy, worth 305 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology. Average income is 12,890 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is proudly the least fertile in Europe, former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, and the government is spending millions on lawyers' fees trying to get Ignacio Quaresma off a murder charge. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nuweland's national animal is the ring-tailed lemur, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Lutheran Christianity.

Nuweland is ranked 160,352nd in the world and 600th in Europe for Longest Average Lifespans, with 29.71 Years.

Most Influential: 33rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 677thMost Stationary: 695thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 839thSmartest Citizens: 888thMost Pacifist: 983rdSafest: 1,214thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,581stTop
Nicest Citizens: 1,703rdLargest Populations: 1,849thLowest Crime Rates: 2,625thFattest Citizens: 2,774thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,652ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,195thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 8,884thLargest Governments: 13,237thMost Devout: 13,606thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,888thMost Income Equality: 13,961st
Most Stationary: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 15th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 20th in the regionFattest Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Pacifist: 21st in the regionSafest: 27th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 31st in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 32nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 33rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 34th in the regionMost Income Equality: 49th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 52nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 52nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nuweland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Nuweland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protection of Partially Born".
  • : Nuweland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Utopia"".
  • : Following new legislation in Nuweland, the government is spending millions on lawyers' fees trying to get Ignacio Quaresma off a murder charge.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuweland, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuweland, former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuweland, the nation is proudly the least fertile in Europe.
  • : Nuweland endorsed The Kingdom of Meiore.
  • : Nuweland endorsed The Holy Empire of Blighteria.
  • : Nuweland was endorsed by The Kingdom of Meiore.


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