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The Impossible Pantisocracy of Nuweland

“Il appartient à la Neulande de régner sur le monde!”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Basket Case
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Handshaker

Location: Europe

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The Impossible Pantisocracy of Nuweland is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Ignacio Quaresma with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The compassionate, intelligent population of 19.402 billion Nuwelanders are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Education, although Law & Order and Social Equality are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hammersdorf-Vilamartel. The average income tax rate is 71%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Every street in the nation contains at least three law firms, an enormous health awareness programme is underway, the government spends millions of euros every year prosecuting spammers, and biology and religious education classes have recently been merged. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nuweland's national animal is the ring-tailed lemur, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Lutheran Christianity, and its currency is the euro.

Nuweland is ranked 378th in Europe and 106,267th in the world for Best Weather, with -207 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago

  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Nuweland, biology and religious education classes have recently been merged.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Nuweland, the government spends millions of euros every year prosecuting spammers.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Nuweland, an enormous health awareness programme is underway.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Nuweland, every street in the nation contains at least three law firms.
  • 5 days ago: Nuweland lodged a message on the Europe Regional Message Board.
  • 5 days ago: Nuweland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Convention on Fracking".
  • 5 days ago: Nuweland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Sciongrad".
  • 10 days ago: Nuweland was endorsed by The Republic of Novirod.
  • 11 days ago: Nuweland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Nuweland, government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet.

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