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The Impossible Pantisocracy of Nuweland

“Il appartient à la Neulande de régner sur le monde!”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Basket Case
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Handshaker

Location: Europe

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The Impossible Pantisocracy of Nuweland is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Ignacio Quaresma with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 18.818 billion are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Education, although Law & Order and Social Equality are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hammersdorf-Vilamartel. The average income tax rate is 73%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life, tourists are kicked out if they express interest in their national sport, the government subsidizes everything from particle physics to fabric softeners, and crooks and people with too many kids are being kicked out of the country. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nuweland's national animal is the ring-tailed lemur, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Lutheran Christianity, and its currency is the euro.

Nuweland is ranked 339th in Europe and 90,580th in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 35 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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