Most Influential: 35th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 613th Most Stationary: 642nd
The Impossible Pantisocracy of
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Die hele aarde is aan Nuweland onderworpe!
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The Impossible Pantisocracy of Nuweland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ignacio Quaresma with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, strictly enforced bedtime, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 24.549 billion Nuwelanders love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Healthcare and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hammersdorf-Vilamartel. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but inefficient Nuwelandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,556 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 104,146 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The legislature keeps promising "more study" of corruption allegations against the parliamentary whip system, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, and court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nuweland's national animal is the ring-tailed lemur, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Lutheran Christianity.

Nuweland is ranked 179,299th in the world and 861st in Europe for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -33.24 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 35thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 613thMost Stationary: 642ndSmartest Citizens: 881stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 885thMost Pacifist: 1,029thSafest: 1,081stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,683rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,776thLargest Populations: 1,782ndTop
Nicest Citizens: 1,923rdLowest Crime Rates: 2,595thFattest Citizens: 2,745thHighest Economic Output: 3,044thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,935thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,431stMost Advanced Public Education: 4,640thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,077thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,119thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,615thLargest Governments: 11,807thLargest Mining Sector: 12,951stHighest Poor Incomes: 13,575thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,398thLargest Insurance Industry: 16,898thMost Devout: 17,250th
Most Stationary: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 12th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 18th in the regionFattest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Pacifist: 21st in the regionSafest: 25th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 36th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 38th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 38th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 38th in the regionNicest Citizens: 39th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 41st in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 52nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 58th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 61st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 69th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 70th in the regionMost Devout: 84th in the region

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