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The Impossible Pantisocracy of Nuweland

“Die hele aarde is aan Nuweland onderworpe!”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: Europe

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The Impossible Pantisocracy of Nuweland is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Ignacio Quaresma with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and museums and concert halls. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 20.485 billion Nuwelanders are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Healthcare and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hammersdorf-Vilamartel. The average income tax rate is 38.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Nuwelandian economy, worth 267 trillion euros a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 13,047 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The people are furious with the government for allowing citizens to be executed for petty crimes in foreign countries, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, the new hit series "Nuweland's Got Trauma" has corporate executives fleeing the country, and cities are engulfed by smog. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nuweland's national animal is the ring-tailed lemur, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Lutheran Christianity.

Nuweland is ranked 315th in Europe and 111,506th in the world for Most Devout, scoring -89 on the Paradise-Perdition Likelihood Rating.

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