Most Influential: 33rd Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 653rd Most Stationary: 694th
The Impossible Pantisocracy of
Democratic Socialists
Die hele aarde is aan Nuweland onderworpe!
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The Impossible Pantisocracy of Nuweland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Ignacio Quaresma with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 23.597 billion Nuwelanders are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Healthcare and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hammersdorf-Vilamartel. The average income tax rate is 63.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Nuwelandian economy, worth 302 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology. Average income is 12,837 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has undertaken a massive education and health program to combat VODAIS, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, government buildings are being cleansed for anything that might have racist connotations, and the fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nuweland's national animal is the ring-tailed lemur, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Lutheran Christianity.

Nuweland is ranked 112,675th in the world and 476th in Europe for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 254.12 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 33rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 653rdMost Stationary: 694thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 799thSmartest Citizens: 882ndMost Pacifist: 1,151stSafest: 1,226thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,633rdNicest Citizens: 1,793rdLargest Populations: 1,855thLowest Crime Rates: 2,670thFattest Citizens: 2,685thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,803rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,885thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 8,865thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,998thMost Devout: 12,708thLargest Governments: 13,726th
Most Stationary: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 15th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Pacifist: 21st in the regionFattest Citizens: 23rd in the regionSafest: 25th in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 32nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 32nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 32nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 32nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 54th in the regionMost Income Equality: 60th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 61st in the region

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