The Impossible Pantisocracy of Nuweland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Ignacio Quaresma with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, strictly enforced bedtime, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 23.385 billion Nuwelanders love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Healthcare and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hammersdorf-Vilamartel. The average income tax rate is 61.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The large but stagnant Nuwelandian economy, worth 300 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology. Average income is 12,845 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth, public intoxication has decreased ever since fraternities were banned, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation, and political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nuweland's national animal is the ring-tailed lemur, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Lutheran Christianity.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Nuweland, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act.
- : Following new legislation in Nuweland, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation.
- : Following new legislation in Nuweland, public intoxication has decreased ever since fraternities were banned.
- : Nuweland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Preventing Animal Abuse".
- : Nuweland lodged a message on the Europe Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Nuweland, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth.
- : Following new legislation in Nuweland, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office.
- : Following new legislation in Nuweland, it is impossible to get any work done as auditors swarm every inch of government factories and mines.
- : Following new legislation in Nuweland, disgruntled jocks are forced to play tetris for entertainment.
- : Nuweland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Condemn the Pacific"".
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