Most Influential: 33rd Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 615th Most Stationary: 678th
The Impossible Pantisocracy of
Democratic Socialists
Die hele aarde is aan Nuweland onderworpe!
Regional Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Struggling
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Impossible Pantisocracy of Nuweland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ignacio Quaresma with an even hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 24.101 billion Nuwelanders are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Law & Order and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Healthcare and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hammersdorf-Vilamartel. The average income tax rate is 68.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but stagnant Nuwelandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,308 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is 54,298 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Snap elections are called over every minor impasse, stoned tourists don't tend to remember much about their holidays here, students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations, and vacationers and business travelers are often warned that they may lose the right to vote if they spend too much time overseas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nuweland's national animal is the ring-tailed lemur, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Lutheran Christianity.

Nuweland is ranked 134,560th in the world and 476th in Europe for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -10.39 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Influential: 33rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 615thMost Stationary: 678thSmartest Citizens: 918thMost Pacifist: 993rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,043rdSafest: 1,126thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,666thNicest Citizens: 1,766thLargest Populations: 1,824thLowest Crime Rates: 2,541stFattest Citizens: 2,840thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,377thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,979thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,987thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 7,672ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,130thMost Devout: 12,323rdLargest Governments: 12,488thMost Income Equality: 12,832ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,210th
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Most Stationary: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 13th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Pacifist: 19th in the regionFattest Citizens: 21st in the regionSafest: 24th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 31st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 34th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 34th in the regionNicest Citizens: 34th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 50th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 53rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 55th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nuweland endorsed The Confederacy of Zainca.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuweland, vacationers and business travelers are often warned that they may lose the right to vote if they spend too much time overseas.
  • : Nuweland was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Nuweland, students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuweland, stoned tourists don't tend to remember much about their holidays here.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuweland, snap elections are called over every minor impasse.
  • : Nuweland was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
  • : Nuweland endorsed The Republic of Cherised Lands of Galicia.
  • : Nuweland endorsed The Autocratic Republic of Einswenn.
  • : Nuweland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.

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