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The Impossible Pantisocracy of Nuweland

“Il appartient à la Neulande de régner sur le monde!”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Handshaker

Location: Europe

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The Impossible Pantisocracy of Nuweland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Ignacio Quaresma with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls. The compassionate, intelligent population of 19.911 billion Nuwelanders are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Education, although Law & Order and Social Equality are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hammersdorf-Vilamartel. The average income tax rate is 73%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The people are furious with the government for allowing citizens to be executed for petty crimes in foreign countries, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, the new hit series "Nuweland's Got Trauma" has corporate executives fleeing the country, and cities are engulfed by smog. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nuweland's national animal is the ring-tailed lemur, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Lutheran Christianity, and its currency is the euro.

Nuweland is ranked 344th in Europe and 107,031st in the world for Best Weather, with -204 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

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