Most Influential: 36th Most Stationary: 686th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 694th
The Impossible Pantisocracy of
Democratic Socialists
Die hele aarde is aan Nuweland onderworpe!
Regional Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Impossible Pantisocracy of Nuweland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Ignacio Quaresma with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, rampant corporate plagiarism, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 23.944 billion Nuwelanders are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order and Social Policy are also considered important, while Healthcare and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hammersdorf-Vilamartel. The average income tax rate is 66.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Nuwelandian economy, worth 307 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is 12,860 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

With great power generation comes great responsibility, same-sex marriages are increasingly common, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, and the paparazzi publicize Royal scandals with the utmost delight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nuweland's national animal is the ring-tailed lemur, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Lutheran Christianity.

Nuweland is ranked 52,946th in the world and 178th in Europe for Most Authoritarian, with 0.45 Stalins.

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Most Influential: 36thMost Stationary: 686thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 694thSmartest Citizens: 906thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 990thMost Pacifist: 1,010thSafest: 1,209thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,656thNicest Citizens: 1,789thLargest Populations: 1,837thLowest Crime Rates: 2,638thFattest Citizens: 2,691stMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,649thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,537thTop
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Most Devout: 12,453rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,625thLargest Governments: 12,970thMost Income Equality: 13,297thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,166th
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Most Stationary: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 11th in the regionLargest Populations: 15th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 19th in the regionFattest Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Pacifist: 21st in the regionSafest: 25th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 33rd in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 34th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 34th in the regionNicest Citizens: 35th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 54th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 56th in the regionMost Income Equality: 62nd in the region

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