Most Influential: 58th Most Secular: 110th Least Corrupt Governments: 509th
The Grand Duchy of
Corporate Bordello
Pax melior est quam iustissimum bellum.
Regional Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Grand Duchy of Dauershire is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 25.255 billion Dauershireans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. Income tax is unheard of.

The very strong Dauershirean economy, worth a remarkable 4,492 trillion euros a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 177,887 euros, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, one year's corporation tax from three international megacorporations has funded one dozen shiny black pencils for Leader's office, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, and the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Dauershire's national animal is the lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dauershire is ranked 11,274th in the world and 59th in Europe for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 7,473.93 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Most Influential: 58thMost Secular: 110thLeast Corrupt Governments: 509thLargest Publishing Industry: 624thMost Rebellious Youth: 774thHighest Crime Rates: 855thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,019thHighest Economic Output: 1,091stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,209thMost Stationary: 1,337thLargest Populations: 1,478thSmartest Citizens: 1,500thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,907thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,458thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,627thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,302ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,380thMost Cultured: 4,102ndRudest Citizens: 4,121stLargest Insurance Industry: 4,139thLargest Retail Industry: 4,403rdFattest Citizens: 4,748thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,856thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,416thHighest Average Incomes: 6,485thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,374thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,807thTop
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Largest Black Market: 10,534thMost Armed: 10,922ndLargest Mining Sector: 11,274thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,600thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,205thMost Developed: 17,624thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,725thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,078th
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Most Secular: 3rd in the regionTop
5%
Highest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 10th in the regionMost Stationary: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 11th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14th in the regionMost Influential: 16th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 17th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 18th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 19th in the regionRudest Citizens: 23rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 25th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 25th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 26th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 30th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 30th in the regionTop
10%
Most Armed: 31st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 35th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 35th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 36th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 40th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 43rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 46th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 54th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 54th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 59th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 61st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dauershire was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations and Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in Dauershire, the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods.
  • : Dauershire was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Dauershire, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • : Dauershire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry and Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Dauershire, one year's corporation tax from three international megacorporations has funded one dozen shiny black pencils for Leader's office.
  • : Dauershire was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Corporate Bordello".
  • : Following new legislation in Dauershire, voting is voluntary.
  • : Following new legislation in Dauershire, organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous.
  • : Following new legislation in Dauershire, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes.

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