Most Influential: 55th Most Secular: 95th Least Corrupt Governments: 518th
The Grand Duchy of
Corporate Bordello
Pax melior est quam iustissimum bellum.
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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The Grand Duchy of Dauershire is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its deadly medical pandemics, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 24.858 billion Dauershireans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Education, with Environment, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. Income tax is unheard of.

The very strong Dauershirean economy, worth a remarkable 4,300 trillion euros a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 173,018 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is known as the cheapskates of Europe, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, judges are all-powerful, and administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Dauershire's national animal is the lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dauershire is ranked 166,231st in the world and 639th in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 4.16 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most Influential: 55thMost Secular: 95thLeast Corrupt Governments: 518thLargest Publishing Industry: 659thMost Rebellious Youth: 714thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 902ndHighest Economic Output: 1,139thHighest Crime Rates: 1,294thSmartest Citizens: 1,295thMost Stationary: 1,375thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,450thLargest Populations: 1,507thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,457thMost Cultured: 2,761stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,898thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,949thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,996thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,364thRudest Citizens: 3,695thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,892ndLargest Insurance Industry: 4,021stFattest Citizens: 4,199thLargest Retail Industry: 4,537thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,288thHighest Average Incomes: 6,756thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,484thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,733rdTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 10,754thLargest Black Market: 10,979thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,073rdHighest Poor Incomes: 13,131stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,158thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,213thLargest Mining Sector: 14,614thMost Developed: 16,199th
Most Secular: 3rd in the regionTop
Highest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionMost Stationary: 11th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11th in the regionLargest Populations: 12th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionMost Influential: 16th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16th in the regionRudest Citizens: 18th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 18th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 18th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 24th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 25th in the regionFattest Citizens: 29th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 31st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 32nd in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 36th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 38th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 40th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 42nd in the regionMost Cultured: 43rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 45th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 46th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 58th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 59th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 62nd in the region

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