The Queer Pirate Endorsing OT of Fujai is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Statsrådet with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 19.841 billion Fujar are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Keiserholde. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Fujansk economy, worth a remarkable 2,708 trillion kroner a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 136,525 kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, AI citizens are criticized for being robotic, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, and unprotected royals have replaced their corgis with rottweilers. Crime is totally unknown. Fujai's national animal is the rein, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fujai is ranked 2,285^th in the world and 28^th in the West Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 3,905.49 on the Clooney Contribution Index.