The Quince Brigada of The Userite Menace is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by The Userite Menace with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, devout population of 18.087 billion Userites, 5.911 billion of whom are zombies, are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grand Userite City. The average income tax rate is 54.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Userite Menacean economy, worth 146 trillion salt flakes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 8,065 salt flakes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Knitting needles have been banned in the name of public safety, The Userite Menace spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, and the World Quince Brigada Games have been won again by The Userite Menace as no other country cares enough to compete. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Userite Menace's national animal is the pigeon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Useritism.

The Userite Menace is ranked 260,696^th in the world and 2^nd in The Userite Menace for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -4.27 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.