The Infinite Pressure of My Favorite Headache is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Geddy with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 23.926 billion My Favorite Headacheans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Education, and Social Policy are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Plains of Abraham. The average income tax rate is 36.0%.

The My Favorite Headachean economy, worth 989 trillion Watchstones a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 41,346 Watchstones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, most towns have their Geddy High School located on Geddy Street, the nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event, and no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. My Favorite Headache's national animal is the griffin and its national religion is The Totem.

My Favorite Headache is ranked 167,643^rd in the world and 12^th in The Watchtower for Most Developed, scoring 54.41 on the Human Development Index.