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Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,142ndLargest Populations: 8,579thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,286th
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The Black Necromancer

Population16.98 billion

LeaderThe Necromancer

AnimalRazor Clawed Raven

The Darkest Arts of The Black Necromancer is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Necromancer with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of public education, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 16.98 billion Necromancers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense is also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barad-dr. The average income tax rate is 18.3%.

The Necromancerian economy, worth 506 trillion Styxes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 29,814 Styxes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Mandatory electronic currency is a boon for credit card companies and government surveillance, The Necromancer has been declared supreme ruler for all eternity, chemically brainwashed citizens praise The Necromancer's name on an hourly basis, and Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. The Black Necromancer's national animal is the Razor Clawed Raven, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

The Black Necromancer is ranked 115,564th in the world and 12th in The Watchtower for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 313.72 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,142ndLargest Populations: 8,579thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,286thMost Avoided: 9,982ndMost Authoritarian: 15,222ndLargest Black Market: 15,531stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 16,866thMost Stationary: 16,905th
Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the region

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