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Largest Populations: 735thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,200thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,332nd
The Airborne Flock of
Moralistic Democracy
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Migrating Geese

Population39.642 billion

LeaderMaMa Goose

Currencynest egg

The Airborne Flock of Migrating Geese is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by MaMa Goose with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, hatred of cheese, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 39.642 billion Geese are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Birdland. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.0%.

The large but sluggish Migrating Geesean economy, worth 770 trillion nest eggs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 19,428 nest eggs, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', shopkeepers use microscopes to verify the authenticity of banknotes, children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants, and high school bands practice by moonlight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Migrating Geese's national animal is the goose, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Migrating Geese is ranked 233,865th in the world and 15th in Paiative for Highest Crime Rates, with 2.13 crimes per hour.

Largest Populations: 735thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,200thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,332ndBest Weather: 13,408thTop
Most Devout: 13,822ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,303rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,257thSafest: 23,293rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24,685thHighest Average Tax Rates: 25,734th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the region

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