The Crimson Kingdom of Westwind is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Westwind with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-working population of 36.339 billion Westwindians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandria. The average income tax rate is 61.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Westwindian economy, worth a remarkable 2,261 trillion Equiliants a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales. Average income is 62,230 Equiliants, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Future leaders of Westwind regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview, the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers, the Westwindian delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...", and the government terminates employment with extreme prejudice. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Westwind's national animal is the Dream Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Westwind is ranked 181,717^th in the world and 4,375^th in the West Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -101.55 on the Scary Big Number Scale.