The Crimson Kingdom of Westwind is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Westwind with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-working population of 34.481 billion Westwindians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandria. The average income tax rate is 45.4%.

The all-consuming Westwindian economy, worth a remarkable 2,349 trillion Equiliants a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 68,145 Equiliants, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Future leaders of Westwind regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview, the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers, the Westwindian delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...", and the government terminates employment with extreme prejudice. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Westwind's national animal is the Dream Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Westwind is ranked 190,046^th in the world and 5,310^th in the West Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.63 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.