by Max Barry

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The Beech Beach House RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Ghost Grey Penguin of --TAO--

Board Activity History Admin Rank

Most Nations: 1,094th Largest Black Market: 1,360th Largest Populations: 1,395th
World Factbook Entry


The Premier Retirement Region for former Feeder/Sinker Delegates, The Beech Beach House is a friendly place to stay while Wandering.

Almost everyone is welcome. Dress (if so inclined) is informal and clothing is optional.

ATTN ALL GUESTS... Please do not leave your leftover nachoes floating in the heated swimming pool. The cheese is bad for the intake filters and the alligators are allergic to corn chips.

TBBH is a proud sponsor of ★Penguin Air★ ... Who says penguins can't fly?

Featured Region: 30 JULY 2015

Congratulations to our sister region for their new Commendation: Travelling Region

Embassies: Cashnatchee, Kingdom of Alexandria, Beyond the Sea, The Forty Two Islands, and Travelling Region.

Tags: Neutral, Magical, Casual, Featured, Medium, and Independent.

The Beech Beach House contains 12 nations, the 1,094th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Authoritarian in The Beech Beach House

World Census staff loitered innocuously in various public areas and recorded the length of time that passed before they were approached by dark-suited officials.

As a region, The Beech Beach House is ranked 5,442nd in the world for Most Authoritarian.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Protectorate of The Anti-marsupial OverlordPsychotic Dictatorship“[region=The Beech Beach House]”
2.The Westwindian Lands of Lewis and ClarkCorrupt Dictatorship“Nothing is ever just one thing”
3.The Osiran Pharaoh Emeritus of AigyptosDemocratic Socialists“Ankh, Wedja, Seneb”
4.The Free State of DalimbarFather Knows Best State“All Hail the Free State”
5.The Republic of MeganeeneeFather Knows Best State“Mine”
6.The Ghost Grey Penguin of --TAO--Inoffensive Centrist Democracy“[region=The Beech Beach House] is waiting for YOU!”
7.The Questionable Antics of Son of YInoffensive Centrist Democracy“D' oh!”
8.The Mythical Land of BombbergInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Freedom is not earned, it's given. ”
9.The Rocking Reinder Chairs of Hallowed GroundCapitalist Paradise“Rattle my Bones”
10.The Clearly Mythological Nation of TAOLeft-wing Utopia“The Tao that can be spoken is not the Eternal Tao.”

Regional Happenings


The Beech Beach House Regional Message Board

Swapping this nation out for Aigyptos, just fyi.

No prob.

A belated thanks, TAO! How have things been?

RL is what it is, Dali. I am still waiting for someone in NS to find a way to BANJECT RL!!! Until then, I just keep working maintaining my head above the tide waters.

How goes life with you, old friend?

Just popping by to say hello :D

/drops off keg.

Thanks for the keg, BB! It's good to see you!

RL is going well, but still needs to be banjected.


*sets out cookies and tea and coffee for everyone*

RL does need to be banjected. It's weird and it changes and changes are hard.

--TAO--, Dalimbar, and San Francesco Bay

*91 minutes ago: Dalimbar ceased to exist. *

Did Dali eat the squid? For the Love of Max ... DID HE EAT THE SQUID??

San Francesco Bay

2 hours ago: Dalimbar was refounded in Balder.

He was just mostly CTE. Big difference between mostly CTE and all the way CTE. Mostly CTE is still slightly around, and with all the way CTE, well, there's only one thing you can usually do with all the way CTE. Go through his basement for his stashes of TNP Rum.

Dalimbar and San Francesco Bay

I think I did have the squid. Why, god, why did I have the squid?!

Also, Nee dear... Stay out of the basement :P

San Francesco Bay

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