The Beech Beach House RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Ghost Grey Penguin of --TAO--

BoardActivity History Admin Rank

Most Nations: 1,276th Most Authoritarian: 1,755th Nudest: 1,954th
World Factbook Entry


The Premier Retirement Region for former Feeder/Sinker Delegates, The Beech Beach House is a friendly place to stay while Wandering.

Almost everyone is welcome. Dress (if so inclined) is informal and clothing is optional.

ATTN ALL GUESTS... Please do not leave your leftover nachoes floating in the heated swimming pool. The cheese is bad for the intake filters and the alligators are allergic to corn chips.

TBBH is a proud sponsor of ★Penguin Air★ ... Who says penguins can't fly?

Featured Region: 30 JULY 2015

Congratulations to our sister region for their new Commendation: Travelling Region

Embassies: Cashnatchee, Kingdom of Alexandria, Beyond the Sea, The Forty Two Islands, and Travelling Region.

Tags: Casual, Medium, Magical, Neutral, Featured, and Independent.

The Beech Beach House contains 11 nations, the 1,276th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Highest Foreign Aid Spending in The Beech Beach House

The World Census intercepted food drops in several war-torn regions to determine which nations spent the most on international aid.

As a region, The Beech Beach House is ranked 8,173rd in the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Westwindian Lands of Lewis and ClarkCorrupt Dictatorship“Nothing is ever just one thing”
2.The Ghost Grey Penguin of --TAO--Inoffensive Centrist Democracy“[region=The Beech Beach House] is waiting for YOU!”
3.The Questionable Antics of Son of YInoffensive Centrist Democracy“D' oh!”
4.The Free City of San Francesco BayCivil Rights Lovefest“San Francesco | Peace and Progress”
5.The Darkesian Security Detail of -TAO-Left-wing Utopia“Prince of the Isle of Misfit Toys”
6.The Osiris Pharaoh Emeritus of Zaolat IIDemocratic Socialists“Salubrious”
7.The Former Osiris Pharaoh of KothlesPsychotic Dictatorship“Yes hello i am koth”
8.The Republic of MeganeeneeFather Knows Best State“Mine”
9.The Rocking Reinder Chairs of Hallowed GroundCapitalizt“Rattle my Bones”
10.The Seafaring Lunatics of Mare AmoreCapitalist Paradise“It's a scientific community, man. ”

Regional Happenings


The Beech Beach House Regional Message Board

Winter hibernation time...

*stretches sleepily*

Zaolat II and San Francesco Bay

I know. TBBH still has several rooms available. Perhaps I should mention the heated indoor/outdoor beaches.

Son of Y, Lewis and Clark, and San Francesco Bay

Father christmas and his reindeer

Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas to all!

May you each find happiness and joy this Christmas.

*As quickly as it appeared, the sleigh rises into the sky, leaving behind a present for everyone*

--TAO--, Lewis and Clark, San Francesco Bay, and Hallowed Ground

The "Christmas on the Beach" Party has begun. All guests are welcome. There is a "help your self" "all you can eat" buffet and the bar is open and FREE for the holiday.

All you can eat you say? *noms on Meganeenee and Kothles arms*

Decided to hold off on new regional reservations for a few days. The heated indoor/outdoor beaches are having difficulty staying warm during this cold spell.

*shivers* Where are the hot springs?

The Westwindian Lands of Lewis and Clark wrote:*shivers* Where are the hot springs?

Mystery solved! The maintenance manager discovered somebody diverted the springs tap to one of the guest suites on the bottom floor. I asked him who do such a thing and why ... why? He told me who but said he doesn't know Yy. After our conversation, the maintenance manager said he was hungry and had a hankering for a hotdog. The heated indoor/outdoor beaches should be good to go in a day or two.

Son of Y and San Francesco Bay

Chilling news? Region now password protected :( Have I missed something potentially bad?
*slides into hot spring to warm up*

Just closed down the BBH until the pool issue was rectified. Didn't want any guests arriving complicating matters more with demands for hot water while showering.

I am happy to report that reservations are once again being accepted.

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