The United Federation of Philosopy is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by President Philpot with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, humorless population of 16.209 billion Philosopians, 15.422 billion of whom are zombies, are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cirrus. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Philosopian economy, worth a remarkable 6,195 trillion Props a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 267,502 Props, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, and more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Philosopy's national animal is the Kestrel, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Aviation.

Philosopy is ranked 5,356^th in the world and 296^th in Osiris for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,432.68 on the Clooney Contribution Index.