The United Federation of Philosopy is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Philpot with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, humorless population of 23.196 billion Philosopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cirrus. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Philosopian economy, worth a remarkable 6,207 trillion Props a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 267,592 Props, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend, paleogeneticists have taken a Jurassic bite out of the budget, the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper, and traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Philosopy's national animal is the Kestrel, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Aviation.

Philosopy is ranked 619^th in the world and 18^th in Osiris for Longest Average Lifespans, with 97.06 years.