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Most Secular: 2,963rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,232ndHealthiest Citizens: 5,641st
The United Realms of
Democratic Socialists
Conquer and Prosper
Influence
Shoeshiner
Vizier of Community Affairs
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Cretanja

Population9.669 billion

CapitalRoyal
LeaderOldyr II
FaithAtheism

CurrencyGold Note
AnimalOwl

The United Realms of Cretanja is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Oldyr II with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The compassionate population of 9.669 billion Cretanjans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Royal. The average income tax rate is 81.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Cretanjan economy, worth a remarkable 1,015 trillion Gold Notes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 105,064 Gold Notes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, builders across Cretanja are blocked up with orders for new public loos, perverts across the land rejoice after 'sexual harassment' was recently renamed 'persuasive courting', and children regularly take part in blood sports that result in extreme boo-boos. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cretanja's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Cretanja is ranked 73,587th in the world and 5,057th in Osiris for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 2,666.4 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

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Most Secular: 2,963rdTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,232ndHealthiest Citizens: 5,641stLargest Welfare Programs: 6,610thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,325thMost Inclusive: 8,056thMost Pacifist: 8,581stMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,875thBest Weather: 9,372ndSafest: 10,211thNicest Citizens: 10,763rdMost Advanced Public Education: 11,150thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,221stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,302ndSmartest Citizens: 12,392ndHighest Food Quality: 12,405thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,347thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,458thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,473rdMost Beautiful Environments: 14,748thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 16,039thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,076thLowest Crime Rates: 17,299thMost Influential: 18,303rdLargest Governments: 18,442ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,106thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,578thHighest Economic Output: 22,764thMost Scientifically Advanced: 25,808thMost Income Equality: 27,201stMost Subsidized Industry: 28,795th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 109th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 132nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 274th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 275th in the regionMost Influential: 295th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 328th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 331st in the regionMost Inclusive: 400th in the regionMost Pacifist: 415th in the regionBest Weather: 445th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 445th in the regionNicest Citizens: 548th in the regionSafest: 551st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 568th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 616th in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 633rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 666th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 735th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 775th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 803rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 825th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 828th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 845th in the regionMost Income Equality: 890th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 928th in the regionLargest Governments: 956th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,006th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1,037th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,127th in the regionLargest Populations: 1,219th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 8 » The Dunwich Dominion, Cryochol, Tethys 13, Malphe II, Aqual, Torwar, United Plushie states, and Willow-Creek.

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