The Power-Abusing Guardian of Federation of the Resentine Kingdom is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Claudius Valhalla III with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.416 billion Resentinians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Theron. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient a Resentinian economy, worth a remarkable 2,043 trillion Terins a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 117,353 Terins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, extreme hiring regulations mean a job in Federation of the Resentine Kingdom is often a lifetime appointment, large sections of Federation of the Resentine Kingdom have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there, and soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Federation of the Resentine Kingdom's national animal is the Pacific Loon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Federation of the Resentine Kingdom is ranked 9,549^th in the world and 462^nd in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 98.12 law-abiding acts per hour.