The Jurassic Republic of Oceasia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ian Malcolm with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, prohibition of alcohol, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 26.12 billion Oceasians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Isla Nublar. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Oceasian economy, worth a remarkable 3,803 trillion Dinollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 145,615 Dinollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end, a degree in Ian Malcolm Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers, knock-knock jokes regularly get removed from websites for being too edgy, and where there's a will there is usually a password manager. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oceasia's national animal is the Tyrannosaurus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Oceasia is ranked 7,977^th in the world and 4^th in Winterfell for Safest, scoring 123.02 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.