The Jurassic Republic of Oceasia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ian Malcolm with a fair hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 17.897 billion Oceasians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of O-City. The average income tax rate is 83.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Oceasian economy, worth a remarkable 2,479 trillion Oceanic Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 138,565 Oceanic Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, and the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oceasia's national animal is the Tyrannosaurus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Oceasia is ranked 17,799^th in the world and 7^th in Winterfell for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 7,873.42 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.