The Triple-Seat of Guhrayen is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Musalu the Thrice-Blessed with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, ban on automobiles, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical, devout population of 2.966 billion Guhrayenians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Veh-Ardashir. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.7%.

The all-consuming Guhrayenian economy, worth 358 trillion coosoes a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,736 coosoes, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

People with hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia faint upon diagnosis, survivors receive aid from only the most environmentally-friendly transport, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, and the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guhrayen's national animal is the sea mink, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Vestigism.

Guhrayen is ranked 276,532^nd in the world and 10,154^th in Osiris for Fattest Citizens, with 6.39 Obesity Rate.