The 快楽主義者の道 松楓 休憩 女王国 of Pathonia is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Augusta Kossulminus with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 13.3 billion Pathonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aiklinginion. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Pathonian economy, worth a remarkable 5,624 trillion Krownviggens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 422,859 Krownviggens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies, the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear", and the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions. Crime is totally unknown. Pathonia's national animal is the Ermin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Goldnchickenism.

Pathonia is ranked 1,261^st in the world and 37^th in the Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 95.43 years.