The Klementonian Republic of True Europa State is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Vasil and President Ymira with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed population of 6.52 billion Klementonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aekon. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Klementonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,008 trillion Aekon Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 308,047 Aekon Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Major cities are suffering under water rationing, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners, and children are often punished for the sins of the fathers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. True Europa State's national animal is the Klementonian Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularist.

True Europa State is ranked 16,315^th in the world and 279^th in the Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 358,822 Standard Monetary Units.