The United States of Usington is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Barry with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and daily referendums. The compassionate, devout population of 6.587 billion Usingtonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kanawha. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Usingtonian economy, worth 693 trillion Usingtonian Dollars a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,312 Usingtonian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons, politicians no longer click with dating app matches, airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism, and only adults may purchase violent video games. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Usington's national animal is the Beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Usington is ranked 85,315^th in the world and 1,196^th in the Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 84.48 cheeks turned per day.