The T✨h🤯e C✨u😅t🦊e🙀n🐾e♥️s😺s of Owonyaania is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Mami Tomoe with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, soft-spoken computers, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 3.634 billion Owonyaanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyubeisutoku. The average income tax rate is 82.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Owonyaanian economy, worth 537 trillion Meows a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 147,820 Meows, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The child of a rich parent flip-flops between decadence and poverty, hay has been added to school cafeteria menus, t-bagging dead Bigtopians merits a medal of honor, and hymns sung by popular choirs top the billboard charts. Crime is totally unknown. Owonyaania's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of Magical Girls.

Owonyaania is ranked 4,722^nd in the world and 3^rd in Fifth Empire for Nicest Citizens, with 46.6 average smiles per day.