The Kingdom of Toiletchiya is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Shawarma Singh Bonny with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, otherworldly petting zoo, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 5.016 billion Toiletchiyans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chitamaanu. The average income tax rate is 76.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Toiletchiyan economy, worth 658 trillion bon dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 131,358 bon dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, the official Toiletchiyan Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, a sledgehammer and a spray can are seen as the default tools of political debate, and the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Toiletchiya's national animal is the besura paan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Player Unknown's Battlegrounds.

Toiletchiya is ranked 247,073^rd in the world and 8,845^th in Balder for Fattest Citizens, with 7.54 Obesity Rate.