The Empire of Willifusland is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Violurties with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 955 million Willifuslandianecs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Villafadori. The average income tax rate is 60.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but underdeveloped Willifuslandianec economy, worth 33.0 trillion lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 34,525 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes, most towns have their Violurties High School located on Violurties Street, politicians are often seen attending regional history classes at primary schools within their constituencies, and the right school tie opens more doors than the right qualification. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Willifusland's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Willifusland was endorsed by The Integrated Territories of Ara Antrizuls.
- : Willifusland was endorsed by The Monarchy of Guslantis.
- : Willifusland was endorsed by The Nonsensical Absurdity of Abject Ludicrosity.
- : Willifusland endorsed The Free State of Joodey.
- : Willifusland endorsed The Grand Monarchy of United Draconia.
- : Willifusland endorsed The Romanoffian Cavalrymen of Novare Res.
- : Following new legislation in Willifusland, the right school tie opens more doors than the right qualification.
- : Following new legislation in Willifusland, politicians are often seen attending regional history classes at primary schools within their constituencies.
- : Following new legislation in Willifusland, most towns have their Violurties High School located on Violurties Street.
- : Willifusland was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
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