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Largest Information Technology Sector: 43rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 78thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 147th
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Forward. Together.
Alola Rondle
Influence
Auxiliary
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Litchenstienen

Population8.371 billion

CapitalStadt der Lieder
LeaderAlola Rondle

CurrencyNuyen
AnimalPalm Top Tiger

The Empire of Litchenstienen is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Alola Rondle with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, parental licensing program, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.371 billion Litchenstienenians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stadt der Lieder. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Litchenstienenian economy, worth a remarkable 4,443 trillion Nuyens a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 530,829 Nuyens, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,033,159 per year while the poor average 95,660, a ratio of 21.3 to 1.

Alola Rondle affectionately nicknames supporters by number, pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall, family trees become bare as entire branches are lopped off, and business leaders are mailing Alola Rondle forged birth certificates in a bid to win their rivals as serfs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Litchenstienen's national animal is the Palm Top Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Litchenstienen is ranked 147th in the world and 1st in Occupied Mars for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 147,884.49 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Largest Information Technology Sector: 43rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 78thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 147thMost Patriotic: 175thMost Secular: 199thHighest Average Incomes: 247thMost Scientifically Advanced: 271stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 333rdMost Armed: 426thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 454thLargest Governments: 477thSmartest Citizens: 496thMost Advanced Public Education: 534thLargest Black Market: 563rdRudest Citizens: 663rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 679thHighest Average Tax Rates: 689thMost Corrupt Governments: 823rdMost Efficient Economies: 850thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 855thLowest Crime Rates: 1,011thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,073rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,781stMost Developed: 1,953rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,075thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2,651stLongest Average Lifespans: 2,954thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,235thLargest Mining Sector: 3,966thMost Cultured: 4,025thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,997thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,228thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,865thLargest Insurance Industry: 8,630thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 11,019thHealthiest Citizens: 11,548thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,100thMost Influential: 20,518th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Litchenstienen, business leaders are mailing Alola Rondle forged birth certificates in a bid to win their rivals as serfs.
  • : Following new legislation in Litchenstienen, family trees become bare as entire branches are lopped off.
  • : Litchenstienen was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Litchenstienen, pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall.
  • : Following new legislation in Litchenstienen, Alola Rondle affectionately nicknames supporters by number.
  • : Litchenstienen voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "On Multilateral Trade Talks"".
  • : Litchenstienen voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Pencil Sharpeners 2".
  • : Following new legislation in Litchenstienen, the justice of Litchenstienen is considered superior to that of other nations.
  • : Following new legislation in Litchenstienen, being nicknamed "Orange Face" has done Alola Rondle's credibility no favours.
  • : Following new legislation in Litchenstienen, video evidence of cruel animal experiments tends to be of poor quality.

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