The Magically Maniacal Oboist of Millenhaal is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its hatred of cheese, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 1.062 billion Millenhaalers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 72.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Millenhaals economy, worth 29.9 trillion Rhinestones a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Trout Farming. Average income is 28,108 Rhinestones, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, and people can get away with murder these days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Millenhaal's national animal is the Piebold Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Millenhaal is ranked 252,936^th in the world and 339^th in Thaecia for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 30,184 Standard Monetary Units.