The Magically Maniacal Oboist of Millenhaal is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Daved Marcus Rosenberg with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and fear of technology. The devout population of 1.528 billion Millenhaalers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drobbleton-Jankbury-on-the-Cottlewank. The average income tax rate is 72.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Millenhaals economy, worth 42.7 trillion Rhinestones a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Trout Farming. Average income is 27,935 Rhinestones, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

State officials tend to disappear after they forget to salute Daved Marcus Rosenberg's portrait, Millenhaal has designated Drobbleton-Jankbury-on-the-Cottlewank as its capital city, Daved Marcus Rosenberg has just been declared ruler of Millenhaal in an international press conference, and open-heart surgery is taught in seminaries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Millenhaal's national animal is the Piebold Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Reformed Neo-Holyism.

Millenhaal is ranked 141,307^th in the world and 249^th in Thaecia for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 1,542.1 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.