The Very Large Area of Pokemanland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Benevolent Lord with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 5.713 billion Pokemanlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hail City. The average income tax rate is 84.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pokemanlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,302 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 227,942 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Benevolent Lord is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews, ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter Pokemanlandian pirates, and the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia. Crime is totally unknown. Pokemanland's national animal is the John Cena, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Scientology.

Pokemanland is ranked 14,708^th in the world and 1^st in Homelands for Nudest, with 213.25 Cheeks Per Square Mile.