The Republic of Pokemanland is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by President Kiir with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7.377 billion Pokemanlandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of National City. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Pokemanlandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,210 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 299,620 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-Dollar mansions, a government program is underway to revitalize Pokemanland's beaches, children wondering what happens to pets after they die are shown where the compost heap is, and a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away. Crime is totally unknown. Pokemanland's national animal is the Sea Cucumber, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

Pokemanland is ranked 20,962^nd in the world and 469^th in The North Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 110 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.