The Republic of Pokemanland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Kiir with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, otherworldly petting zoo, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed population of 8.573 billion Pokemanlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of National City. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Pokemanlandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,477 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 405,603 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas, "Surfin' RP" is a hit, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", and flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor. Crime is totally unknown. Pokemanland's national animal is the Sea Cucumber, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

Pokemanland is ranked 2,337^th in the world and 154^th in The North Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 244.84 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.