The Fattest Citizens in Balder
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Balder is ranked 13,640th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Holy Yellow CAM of Nadir Dystopia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Gloom Over Dominated” | |
| 2. |  The City-State of New Lower Manhattan | Compulsory Consumerist State | “World's largest city since 2080” | |
| 3. |  The Bodysnatchars of Economichunger | Compulsory Consumerist State | “show m th plac whr h insrtd th blad” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Edisonia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “All hail the golden profit bird! *squawk*” | |
| 5. |  The Multiversal Empire of PetzConfederation | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Loyalty leads to Glory !” | |
| 6. |  The Crowd of Numaibicii | Corporate Police State | “Ei da!” | |
| 7. |  The Kingdom of Min Kyrat | Iron Fist Consumerists | “May Pagan's light shine upon you all” | |
| 8. |  The Glorious Empire of The Scandinvans | Capitalist Paradise | “For God, Emperor, and Empire.” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Uranus08 | Iron Fist Consumerists | “In Uranus we do things a bit differently” | |
| 10. |  The Galactic Paradise of Hassett | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Strength Through Freedom” |
