by Max Barry

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Balder World Census

The Fattest Citizens in Balder

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Balder is ranked 8,799th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Holy Yellow Generalit of Nadir DystopiaIron Fist Consumerists“Gloom Over Dominated”
2.The Supreme Omniversial Imperium of TerdiatlansAnarchy“All hail the Imperator!”
3.The Holy Flemingovian Empire of Virginian InquisitorsCorporate Police State“Hail Flemingovia and his benevolent loins”
4.The Dictatorship of The Better Off NationCorporate Police State“All follow Thomas The Blue Dank Engine”
5.The Republic of Nexus Uv EvilCorporate Police State“Nature is made to be exploited”
6.The Matriarchy of SadisticliaMother Knows Best State“Pain or Pleasure”
7.The Free Land of ArchioAnarchy“Error 564: No Motto Found.”
8.The Mountain Range of The Snow ShieldCapitalizt“none”
9.The Holy Empire of DonttreadonmeistanCompulsory Consumerist State“Don't tread on me”
10.The Corporation of Bigoted LibertariansMoralistic Democracy“It's only looting if it doesn't help ME!”
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