|Leader||The Magic Conch|
The Holy Pink Morons of PatrickStar is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by The Magic Conch with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, strictly enforced bedtime, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.109 billion Patrick are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shell City. The average income tax rate is 93.8%.
The Patrick economy, worth 835 trillion Patricks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 163,617 Patricks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.
The bayonet is cutting-edge technology, sushi is sold on the black market, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, and peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PatrickStar's national animal is the Patrick, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Conchism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : PatrickStar was endorsed by The Serene Compassionate Utopia of Safj.
- : PatrickStar was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
- : PatrickStar was endorsed by The Galactic Muppets of Darth Kermit.
- : PatrickStar was endorsed by The Gigantic Frozen Igloo of Studly Penguins.
- : PatrickStar voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate The conservative christians".
- : Following new legislation in PatrickStar, peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop.
- : Following new legislation in PatrickStar, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements.
- : Following new legislation in PatrickStar, sushi is sold on the black market.
- : Following new legislation in PatrickStar, the bayonet is cutting-edge technology.
- : PatrickStar was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.