by Max Barry

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Rudest Citizens: 667th Most Devout: 1,124th Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,636th
The Multiversal Empire of
Right-wing Utopia
The Royals Always Win
Kaisar Jason and Empress Celestia
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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MineLegotia and Equestria

Population4.479 billion

CapitalMineLegotian Canterlot
LeaderKaisar Jason and Empress Celestia
FaithProtestant Christianity


The Multiversal Empire of MineLegotia and Equestria is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Kaisar Jason and Empress Celestia with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, avowedly heterosexual populace, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.479 billion MineLegoEquestrians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of MineLegotian Canterlot. The average income tax rate is 81.9%.

The frighteningly efficient MineLegoEquestrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,152 trillion Bits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 257,274 Bits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

People believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more, advertisers scramble to sponsor the broadcast of Kaisar Jason and Empress Celestia's most personal functions, charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial, and MineLegoEquestrians caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MineLegotia and Equestria's national animal is the Timeberdog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Protestant Christianity.

MineLegotia and Equestria is ranked 2,561st in the world and 11th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Healthiest Citizens, with 23.25 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

Rudest Citizens: 667thMost Devout: 1,124thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,636thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,740thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,096thMost Developed: 2,257thSmartest Citizens: 2,361stHealthiest Citizens: 2,561stHighest Average Incomes: 2,627thMost Cultured: 3,064thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,221stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,399thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,439thLowest Crime Rates: 3,587thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,091stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,349thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,361stLongest Average Lifespans: 4,508thLargest Governments: 4,699thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,896thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,951stLargest Publishing Industry: 5,368thMost Influential: 5,635thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,255thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,618thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 8,031stMost Beautiful Environments: 8,481stLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,840thLargest Mining Sector: 9,980thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,704thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,561stHighest Economic Output: 12,097thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,219thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,832ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,794th
Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Most Developed: 9th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 11th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Cultured: 12th in the regionMost Devout: 12th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 14th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 16th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 17th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 18th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 25th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 28th in the regionMost Politically Free: 30th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 35th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 38th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 42nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 43rd in the regionLargest Governments: 45th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 53rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 57th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 59th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 60th in the region

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