The Multiversal Empire of MineLegotia and Equestria is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Kaisar Jason and Empress Celestia with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, avowedly heterosexual populace, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.479 billion MineLegoEquestrians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of MineLegotian Canterlot. The average income tax rate is 81.9%.

The frighteningly efficient MineLegoEquestrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,152 trillion Bits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 257,274 Bits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

People believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more, advertisers scramble to sponsor the broadcast of Kaisar Jason and Empress Celestia's most personal functions, charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial, and MineLegoEquestrians caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MineLegotia and Equestria's national animal is the Timeberdog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Protestant Christianity.

MineLegotia and Equestria is ranked 2,561^st in the world and 11^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Healthiest Citizens, with 23.25 Bananas Ingested Per Day.