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Most Valuable International Artwork: 862ndMost Influential: 1,427thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,562nd
The Germanic Kingdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
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Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Kaskalma

Population8.608 billion

CapitalVarstord
LeaderKing Karl IX
FaithKaskalman Sabatism

CurrencyReichmark
AnimalGolden Eagle

The Germanic Kingdom of Kaskalma is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by King Karl IX with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, enslaved workforce, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 8.608 billion Kaskalmans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Varstord. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaskalman economy, worth 780 trillion Reichmarks a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 90,685 Reichmarks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 535,703 per year while the poor average 7,105, a ratio of 75.4 to 1.

The space program has been scrapped in order to focus on more terrestrial pursuits, celebrity wrestlers thumb their nose at due process, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, and authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kaskalma's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Kaskalman Sabatism.

Kaskalma is ranked 42,363rd in the world and 30th in The Western Isles for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 6,276.01 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 862ndMost Influential: 1,427thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,562ndTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,655thMost Armed: 3,748thNudest: 4,047thHighest Crime Rates: 5,419thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,917thMost Primitive: 8,011thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,635thFattest Citizens: 14,252ndMost Conservative: 14,431stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14,435thTop
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Largest Black Market: 23,496thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24,559thMost Devout: 26,431stMost Beautiful Environments: 26,740thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 28,541stHighest Disposable Incomes: 29,213thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 29,997th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 9th in the regionMost Primitive: 9th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionMost Conservative: 10th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Black Market: 13th in the regionFattest Citizens: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kaskalma was endorsed by The Community of Rhostohn.
  • : Kaskalma endorsed The Community of Rhostohn.
  • : Kaskalma voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Eliminating Slavery and Trafficking of Persons".
  • : Kaskalma was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens, Highest Wealthy Incomes, and Most Primitive and the Top 10% for Most Eco-Friendly Governments and Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaskalma, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaskalma, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaskalma, celebrity wrestlers thumb their nose at due process.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaskalma, the space program has been scrapped in order to focus on more terrestrial pursuits.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaskalma, children receive government-sanctioned brainrot.
  • : Kaskalma adopted General Assembly Resolution #2 "".

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