The Mostly Insignificant Nation of Ioavollr is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its teetotalling pirates, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 34.724 billion Citizens, 32.966 billion of whom are zombies, are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Ioavollrian economy, worth 767 trillion ISSP Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 17,492 ISSP Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kindhearted Citizens generously pay taxes for citizens of other countries, Ioavollr City spends billions upgrading public transport, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, and if someone says there's plenty of living space in Ioavollr they're lyin'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ioavollr's national animal is the Kodiak, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ioavollr is ranked 47,249^th in the world and 11^th in Scandinavia for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 732.82 on the Clooney Contribution Index.