by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,934thMost Influential: 4,318thMost Armed: 6,609th
The United Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ bewith you all. Amen
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Doormat to the Lord

Population10.554 billion

CapitalDoormat to the Lord City


The United Kingdom of Doormat to the Lord is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its soft-spoken computers, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 10.554 billion Congregation have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doormat to the Lord City. The average income tax rate is 59.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Saved economy, worth 899 trillion Kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 85,202 Kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Leader has just been declared ruler of Doormat to the Lord in an international press conference, open-heart surgery is taught in seminaries, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, and Leader's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Doormat to the Lord's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Doormat to the Lord is ranked 136,333rd in the world and 4,128th in the Rejected Realms for Rudest Citizens, with 42.87 Insults Per Minute.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,934thMost Influential: 4,318thMost Armed: 6,609thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,987thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,751stBest Weather: 10,601stMost Beautiful Environments: 10,657thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,975thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,581stMost Cultured: 15,817thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,187thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,324thHighest Economic Output: 19,022ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,901stMost Advanced Public Education: 21,059th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 35th in the regionMost Influential: 45th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 169th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 169th in the regionMost Armed: 192nd in the regionBest Weather: 240th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 262nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 291st in the regionMost Cultured: 326th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 342nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 369th in the regionMost Stationary: 376th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 419th in the regionLargest Populations: 438th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 456th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 483rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 511th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 517th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 597th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 610th in the regionMost Developed: 641st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 651st in the region

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