The Mostly Insignificant Nation of Ioavollr is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 35.784 billion Citizens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Ioavollrian economy, worth 618 trillion ISSP Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 17,277 ISSP Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, Leader has been known to make speeches in fishing waders, and foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Ioavollr will pay them to stop. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ioavollr's national animal is the Kodiak, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ioavollr is ranked 116,657^th in the world and 21^st in Scandinavia for Most Extreme, scoring 21.95 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.