The Theocracy of Western Oceania is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Ralph with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 2.751 billion Oceanics are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neptunalia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Oceanic economy, worth 533 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 193,843 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 817,320 per year while the poor average 29,789, a ratio of 27.4 to 1.

Rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million dollars of property damage, the government subsidises medicines of mass destruction, hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders, and the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Western Oceania's national animal is the dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Fundamentalism.

Western Oceania is ranked 51,158^th in the world and 398^th in 10000 Islands for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,259.21 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.